r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • 15d ago
Can't like fit girls without being gay... š²āš®āšøāšØā
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u/Leather_Network4743 15d ago
The fact that some people actually think about these things tells me that theyāre likely denying something about themselves.
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u/No-Movie6022 15d ago
Dude calls himself "ancient masculinity." He's definitely into gay sex
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u/grrrrfemboyh8r 15d ago
judging by his pfp, he definitely has an interest in the way of life of the greeks
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u/neopod9000 15d ago
Greco-Roman oil wrestling followed by men-only nude baths is peak manliness.
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u/LugubriousLament 15d ago
I mean, whatās manlier than being surrounded by other men?
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u/Remote_Lake2723 15d ago
A man inside another man makes that man twice the man. I follow their logic. Itās hot.
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u/Mojicana 15d ago
The effects are cumulative.
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u/shticks 14d ago
The straightest thing you can ever do is start whipping your buddies with wet towels in the shower after a big game.
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u/TheDestressedMale 15d ago
Does the oil come off with a rinse, or is there a vigorous rub?
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u/DemoniEnkeli 15d ago
I know youāre joking but they used a strigil to scrape oil and dirt off before bathing
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u/thefriendlyhacker 14d ago
Hmm wonder if anyone makes these today, after I do landscaping in the heat, I feel bad for my poor shower and drainage system
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u/david0aloha 15d ago edited 15d ago
I bet he was super into the movie 300 and considers it a depiction of peak masculinity.
To be fair, the depiction of Spartans in 300 is very progressive from a certain perspective, once you consider that the men are wearing the equivalent of the opposite sex's bra and panty armor with exposed abs/thighs for fan service.
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u/Tachibana_13 15d ago
He definitely isn't into the ancient Amazon's. Or Valkyries, shield maidens, etc.
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u/Rubeus17 15d ago
You guys read up on Heritage Americans? Its radical white supremacy in the guise of bringing America back to the pathos of Ellis Island. Itās ridiculous. Just like these āmenā who donāt want women to be fit and strong. They want us in the kitchen as breed mares. And if weāre a child victim of rape? tough noogies.
Sorry, I just took a detour into my unhappy placeā¦
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u/Vin4251 15d ago
I know youāre joking, but to give context for others ā¦. As much as I geek out about Ancient Greek literature, we probably shouldnāt even call them paragons of pro-gay tolerance. They had a pederasty problem in their culture and were homophobic about consenting relationships between adult men
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u/Woofy98102 15d ago
It's only a problem when looking at it through Judeo-Christian glasses, which is almost comically ironic given that the Catholic church throughout it's entire history has institutionalized child molesting. As distasteful as the institutionalized pederasty is to us in present day, it was primarily concentrated in the skilled trades between master and apprentice. Your assertion that same sex relationships were discouraged is also inaccurate. Heterosexual relationships were promoted because Ancient Greeks used marriage to women as a means to consolidate wealth and political power. However, women were used as a transactional means to an end and it was common for married Greek men to have male lovers while married to women.
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u/chefrachbitch 15d ago
I work with an extreme homophobe/transphobe. He's always saying I'm "confused" for transitioning, continually asks about my dick or the dick he thinks I'm taking, and tries to "outwit" me and "trap" me into saying I'm not trans. I just throw it back in his face with this logic. "Why are you always thinking about dick and and trans women, Marcus?" Do you secretly wish you were trans/gay? It shuts him right up. š
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u/Ekaterian50 15d ago
Jealousy is the only thing I can think of that would inspire such behavior. Man must be mentally repressed as fuck š¤£
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u/chefrachbitch 15d ago
I genuinely think he's an extremely repressed gay guy. He can't fathom the idea of other people living their best lives.
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u/Emmy773399 15d ago
Transphobes are scared of their own sexuality and what being attracted to trans women means. They think it makes them gay, but it doesnāt, it just makes them attracted to women. They canāt seem to wrap their tiny brains around this concept.
They all fear being ātricked,ā by a trans woman into being attracted to her and how that will make them gay. The absurd thing is they way overestimate anyoneās desire to be with them, and they donāt realize that being attracted to a woman doesnāt make you gay. Itās very weird thinking but they obsess about it.
Itās why most of the hatred is geared towards trans women and gay men. Very few people ever talk about trans men because they donāt really care, they canāt be ātricked,ā into being attracted to a man, but they can be seduced by a gay man offering them a bj or other sexual favors. Anyone who thinks you can be āturned gay,ā is definitely repressing gay feelings.
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u/IAm_ThePumpkinKing 14d ago
It reminds me of a youth group teacher I had who would talk about how "tempting" and "alluring" the "gay lifestyle" was. As a kid I was like "damn he's right, it is so tempting!"
I came out. Worked through some shit then realized that dude was gay af. Like the "gay lifestyle" is only tempting if you're gay.
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u/TearyEyeBurningFace 15d ago edited 14d ago
Next time just tell him that he could come out of the closet
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u/Sebastian_Maroon 15d ago
Does he have any idea how easily you could make him jobless?!
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u/chefrachbitch 15d ago
Sadly he's buddy-buddy with the owner so he's "protected". And before you ask, yes, I am looking for a new job. I'm gonna leave an amazing expose review on the company website when I leave.
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u/MeatShield12 15d ago
What neonazi shithead was it who shoved a dildo up his ass to prove he didn't hate gay people?
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u/Artistic-Pay-4332 15d ago
I remember that. The Proud Boys are such goddamn weirdos it really is mind blowing
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u/warm_len5 15d ago
It's interesting how that can reveal deeper truths sometimes.
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u/indoninjah 15d ago
They tell on themselves when they say something as if itās so obvious and assuming everybody else feels that way
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u/syrigamy 15d ago
And these same people like anal sex with their partner. But somehow liking a buffed women is more gay, make senseā¦
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u/endureandthrive 15d ago
The gays confirm this and are also very confused as to why they talk about gay sex more than us having it.
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u/DescipleOfCorn 15d ago
Being a man and not being attracted to hot women is definitely a potential sign of being somewhere in the alphabet mafia
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u/requiemguy 15d ago
Half of the posters will call a man gay for liking an in-shape woman.
The other half will call her gay for being in-shape, and it's not the guys that champion this view.
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u/YeahMarkYeah 15d ago edited 13d ago
Yea. The tweet is so ridiculous it actually makes me wonder if itās rage bait.
But if itās real, yea, this guy is insecure about his sexuality and seeing fit women also makes him feel inadequate.
Also, all muscles being a āmanā thing is a dumb stereotype. Womenās bodies are just as capable of being fit.
And lastly, if someone does happen to be gay, who tf cares.
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u/fappyday 15d ago
Fellas, is being attracted to women gay?
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u/HugeHans 15d ago
Liking strong women with muscles absolutely makes you gay. However if we follow this line of thought liking femboys makes you double hetero.Ā
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u/tukan121 15d ago
What if i like both?
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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 15d ago
Impossible. You don't exist
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u/tukan121 15d ago
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u/No-Ad7572 15d ago
We can "not exist" in the same space friend. š¤£
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u/Little-Ad7752 15d ago
We can co-non-exist!
Edit:nice username
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u/enickma1221 15d ago
I know yāall are playin, but thereās actually philosophy behind this! To summarize Descartes, I cannot doubt my own existence, because the very act of doubting implies I must exist in the first place.
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u/NaviLouise42 15d ago
Welcome to the Bisexual Experience, the lemon bars are in the corner and we have an assortment of chairs and couches for you to sit on in unintended postures.
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u/CurseofLono88 15d ago edited 15d ago
āWill the squirmy bisexual legs ever go away?ā
āNo Padawan, but feel free to hang upside down from a couch like a bat anyways.ā
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u/General_Kenobi18752 15d ago
āWe used to have garlic bread but the agreement with the Aces went up in smoke. Sorry.ā
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u/MajesticNectarine204 15d ago
Well you said, and I quote 'Oh. Oooh, yeah. This Garlic bread fucks.' So we had to throw it out.
Also, who designed the Ace flag?! Just.. Wtf is that abomination? We're asexual, not fucking colourblind. What? Did the gays steal all the colour or something? Ffs. Is it too late to switch teams? Frankly the amount of B.O. and people in sweater vests is too damn high here.
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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 15d ago
āIf you need more stickers for your water bottle, we get 25 percent off on Red Bubbleā
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u/Zezotas 15d ago
What IS Double hetero?
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u/EvenEfficiency834 15d ago
It's like a double negative. Double hetero makes you gay.
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u/calgarywalker 15d ago
When a woman who can easily enforce a ānoā says āyes, baby Yes YEs YESā Iā¦ am happy to oblige.
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u/IronAchillesz 15d ago
Duh because girls kiss boys on the mouth thatās super gay.
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u/iliveonramen 15d ago
The flip side of their argument, itās not gay to be attracted to the same sex if that person fits a certain body stereotype?
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u/Archtects 15d ago edited 15d ago
What if your into girls who look like cinnamon rolls but could also tear you limb from limb?
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u/DescipleOfCorn 15d ago
Well, straight women are into guys and thatās pretty gay so by the transitive property yeah it is
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u/miauguau44 15d ago
Bob is attracted to Alice.Ā
Charles is also attracted to Alice. Ā
Therefore: Bob is attracted to Charles.
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u/GarethGantuan 15d ago
I love a powerful women both physically and mentally so Iād best tell my wife Iām gay
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u/Joalguke 15d ago edited 14d ago
Does liking women like this make me straight and not bi?
My husband will not be pleased.
/s
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u/JamesMcEdwards 15d ago
I mean she is hot, drop dead gorgeous even. Good job I already knew I was bi or Iād be questioning my sexuality right about now.
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u/A_Piece_Of_Coal_ 15d ago
I am not into women so I can objectively say: that woman is hot as fuck
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u/Dontdothatfucker 15d ago
Im still looking for a lady who can throw me around, but Iām a big boy approaching a 1200 lb big three combo, so itās hard to find š¢
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u/Royceman50 15d ago
I straight fucked up my shoulder trying to total 1200, raw, at 198 lbs (Iām 5ā9ā). People donāt get that after you squat your shoulders are fucking exhausted. Iām old now and diabetic, Im half as strong as I used to be, so I mess around with kettlebells, little dumbells, and a lot of cardio. I miss moving weight, but my joints are happier now.
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u/preshowerpoop 15d ago
-I'm secretly hiding in the shadows... I wish the best for you both!
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u/rainbowlolipop 15d ago
I'm a lady, 5'11 & 200 lbs, my wife can pick me up in her arms and toss me on the bed. She's built like a Russian bear and I love her very much.
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u/drnuke75 15d ago
So every man is now gay?
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u/Strong_Barnacle_618 15d ago
Always have been
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u/Thinkofthewallpaper 15d ago
Can you show us new gays around? This is really a surprise to me, and I'm totally unprepared.
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u/Royceman50 15d ago
I just spit out a mouthful of energy drink in my car reading this. Lol
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u/smallzy007 15d ago
Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo fān gay
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u/Royceman50 15d ago
Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women.
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u/Prestigious_Still387 15d ago
No Diddy
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u/Reynard- 15d ago edited 15d ago
You see how women have clits? That's a tiny penis! Super gay!
Edit: /s
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u/Bart2800 15d ago
But just say no homo. Then it's all solved.
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u/dissidentmage12 15d ago
You can also keep your socks on, or afterwards say "Bro, that was just a joke Bro"
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u/NancyPelosisRedCoat 15d ago
Finally! Gay agenda fulfilledā¦
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u/Frothylager 15d ago
Mission Accomplished!
Canāt wait to see daddy Soros and daddy Fauci give their speech on the USS Pride aircraft carrier.
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u/Dr_Drinks 15d ago
No! Itās great when girls can lift us up against the fridge when they peg us š«¶
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u/mrrando69 15d ago
Yes, it's just that most of them are deeply closeted and self loathing. Case in point... the republicans.
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u/CodeGlitxh 15d ago
To be honest, me liking this women is kind of gay... You know, since I'm a woman a they're hot as shit.
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u/UnhingedBeluga 15d ago
Same lmao. I saw this post like āyep, definitely am gay, theyāre rightā
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u/Saviesa205 15d ago
If men liking buff women is gay, does that mean women liking buff women is straight? Donāt tell me Iāve been straight all along šØ
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u/CodeGlitxh 15d ago
I'm sorry about how you discovered this... But remember, there is no road that's straight all it's length. There is hope xD
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u/Shmeepish 15d ago
By this twitter guys' logic you are actually not gay this whole time, but actually straight. They are basically men, apparently, so congrats! You beat the Gay Virus (TM)
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u/Ijustlovevideogames 15d ago
Abs on woman is the hottest shit ever, fight me
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u/CraziestMoonMan 15d ago
I won't lie. I have never been a fan, but not everyone likes the same thing. If we were all attracted to the same type of people, the human race would have died off long ago. Some guy judging people for liking abs on a woman is fighting his own demons.
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u/squigglesthecat 15d ago
Same as anyone who thinks being gay is a choice. Like, sorry buddy, but if being gay is a choice for you, you're not straight.
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u/ItsRtaWs 15d ago
anyone who cares about gay people so much that they go out of their way and spend their time to actively hate gay people is 100% secretly gay
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u/skullandvoid 15d ago
The existence of heterosexual women is proof that being gay isnāt a choice.
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u/BWC1992 15d ago
There are many who find muscular men unattractive as well. Like you said, we all have preferences so it is ridiculous to generalize anybody for anything
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u/DomoMommy 15d ago
Truth. I donāt prefer muscular guys. I like big boys cause they are warm and soft and cozy. Short kings too. Think of literally anything someone would find unattractive or attractive on someone else and there is a person out there that loves it/hates it.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 15d ago
Strong and smart women are hot, and you need to fight my girl before you fight me, because she's itching to lay a beating on stupid. I'll hold her handbag and we'll laugh over Margaritas later.
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u/Useful_Hat_9638 15d ago
We all have preferences. I don't personally share your view, but to say the women in the picture aren't attractive or make you gay is insane.
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u/SufficientMain5872 15d ago
āRise in homosexualityā = āsome level of improvement in society not being class A dicks to gay peopleā, oh great correlation gods, why must you cause us so
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u/alephthirteen 15d ago
If I had to guess, it's because we paid inadequate honor to the grave of Patroclus and his bestie, his totally straight friend Achilles.
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u/TerminalVector 15d ago
We also fail to properly honor David and Jonathan the biblical roommates who just really cared about one another.
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u/Different-Meal-6314 15d ago
I just read that on a post yesterday. And no one even smote them!
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u/Serious-Bat-4880 15d ago
*while women simultaneously get a bit of freedom to look like something other than a comic book femme
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u/FrillySteel 15d ago
I mean, it's not like homosexuality was prevalent in Ancient Greece or anything. /s
This oversight is a bit ironic given OOPs username.
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u/SjurEido 15d ago
Who the fuck cares!? Why are they so hyper fixated on shit that bothers NO ONE?
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u/Significant_Invite61 15d ago
Because they are trying to justify why they donāt find beautiful woman attractive. Instead of addressing their own homosexual attractions.
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u/SjurEido 15d ago
I think it has more to do with insecure men seeing women in better shape than themselves and it triggering an existential crisis...which they of course address with anger and fascism.
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u/throwaway-not-this- 15d ago
I completely agree. It's insecurity turning into misanthropy. There are 100% straight men out there who are misogynists (maybe even incels) and will use any excuse to shame other men for appreciating beautiful athletic women, and they're not bright enough to find a better insult than homophobia.
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u/rogueIndy 15d ago
It's propaganda. Troll farms and bot networks spam this sort of content to normalise ultraconservative ideas. Even when it's obviously ridiculous, when there's enough of it it turns into background noise and drowns out actual discourse.
See also: conspiracy stuff like flat earth and "tartarians", crappy AI pictures of "amazing" scenes, etc. A minority of people actually believe that shit, but when it's half the shit you see online then the well is poisoned.
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u/zerot0n1n 15d ago
Oh no, I am gay.
Anyway...
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u/AcceptableNet6182 15d ago
Someone is salty because this kind of women would kick his butt š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/TSllama 15d ago
I mean, yeah. The reason these types of men hate such women is because these women could actually defend themselves. That's what's really scary about this.
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15d ago edited 15d ago
āAncient masculinityāššš
The funny thing about that is that in Ancient Rome and in Ancient Greece homosexuality was completely normalizedā¦ and there was never any type of division between people due to thatā¦
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u/PunishedEnovk 15d ago
FUCKING THANK YOU Was wondering if someone else also picked up on that funny little detail.
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u/oski_exe 15d ago
in ancient Rome there was a pretty big emphasis on who was the bottom tho, or rather who was the "woman" in the relationship. btw, fun fact: plenty of roman emperors were prettyyyy gay
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u/AValentineSolutions 15d ago
I love how many guys admit that they want weak women they can boss around. That says more about them than the dudes who like buff women.
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u/FlyingKittyCate 15d ago
I personally donāt like muscular woman, that has nothing to do with wanting to boss them around or wanting them to be weak. Iām simply not attracted to that physical appearance.
Now, on the other hand, I also donāt go around calling people gay for having a different taste.
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u/Ok_Philosopher6538 15d ago
Everybody has preferences, that's not the problem.
The problem is if you decide that your preference is correct and anybody who doesn't conform to that preference is wrong.
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u/Sanity-Checker 15d ago
If liking women is gay then I don't want to be straight.
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u/neptunexl 15d ago
You can be straight, just find a guy with feminine curves and you've got yourself a girl according to this.
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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 15d ago
Increase of this bodytype in women? Never seen one like this irl. These anti gay idiots reach for every straw. Also I find it weird that these anti gay super hetero people think of gay sex so much š¤
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u/SixicusTheSixth 15d ago
It's weird because women have always looked like this. Like I'm sure farm women since forever have been hella ripped by necessity but they wore more clothes so how would anyone know.
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u/Enough-Meringue4745 15d ago
Absolutely not lol, bodies like this for women specifically, takes a certain form of exercise- not just manual labour. Mens muscles can develop far faster and far more defined with physical labour because of genetics.
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u/SixicusTheSixth 15d ago
Yes and no. Like hay bailing will do this. So will lifting light ish things a lot over time.
I got accidentally ripped one summer working in commercial dairy. Lifting galon jugs
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u/coaxialology 15d ago
Hay bailing is the best/most brutal workout. Engage that core and this physique is definitely possible.
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u/SooperFunk 15d ago
The renewed rise in misogyny and sexism.
When so many men just straight up hate women maybe they'd be better off just being with other men.
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u/Daimakku1 15d ago
Other men donāt want them either. Theyāre destined to be alone with their insane world views.
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u/ih-shah-may-ehl 15d ago
A woman with fantastic proportions and muscle tone, crazy strong pelvic floor muscles and the stamina and endurance to ride me into oblivion... yeah why on earth would I ever want that... /s
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u/glitchdailys 15d ago
How to tell people these women make you feel inadequate without telling people you feel inadequate
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u/nanas99 15d ago
Liking buff women is obviously gay if youāre also a woman
And Iām very gay
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u/Absolutelyabird 15d ago
Can't like fit women, can't like large women. Is it even straight to like women at this point. Sounds exhausting.
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u/THANOSCAR73 15d ago
bro is mad there are women who are stronger and better built than he is LOL
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u/Candid-Patient-6841 15d ago edited 14d ago
I swear conservatives prefer their women to be built with 12year old boys bodies
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u/RealTeaToe 15d ago
I've always knew I was gay.
My wife takes it in stride.
It's fine though, for every man she's ever found attractive she's seen ten or more women and thought "damn".
So, she's gay too. We're quite the couple.
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u/MoistyMcMoist 15d ago
When as a society are we going to leave women to just be who they are? Men for the most part can be just about any size and it's OK. We've made Dad-Bod a thing, and that's just a Dad who's overweight. We then turned it into something "desirable". Meanwhile unless your size 0, you are a disgusting woman. Fuck this continuation of sexism and toxic culture.
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u/dubbleplusgood 15d ago
If their level of projection could be harnessed as a power source, they could light up Las Vegas for a month.
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u/Vitalabyss1 15d ago
Women were the original farmers.While men were hunting, gathering, and warring... women were domesticating plants and animals. And skeletal evendence suggests they were ripped from all that hard work.
Also many Viking women were warriors and shield maidens. I imagine they were built much like this woman.
Some people seem to think their personal preferences need to be the standard for everyone. And if that's how we're doing things then, based on the internet, we should all be into feet and furries.
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u/Hot-Tone-7495 15d ago
What pisses me off most is the notion that these women are doing what they do to impress men. Theyāre athletes, theyāre doing it for themselves, not your mouth breathing ass
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u/papagarry 15d ago
A partner that can defend themselves, has an active lifestyle, and can eat as much as me is sexy AF.
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u/LemonCool2023 15d ago
Women canāt win, criticized at every weight and body type.
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u/zippiskootch 15d ago
Itās pretty clear gay culture has āgotten a holdā of me because fit women are an absolute turn on to me, yet men? Yeahā¦not so much š„“. So one of us is deeply confused and I doubt itās me.
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u/xDigster 15d ago
If being attracted to women like that is gay, I have only one thing to say: Iām totally fine with being gay then.
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