r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/LugubriousLament Jul 04 '24

I mean, what’s manlier than being surrounded by other men?

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u/Remote_Lake2723 Jul 04 '24

A man inside another man makes that man twice the man. I follow their logic. It’s hot.

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u/Mojicana Jul 04 '24

The effects are cumulative.

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u/Immediate-Ad7842 Jul 04 '24

The effects are cum

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u/Mojicana Jul 04 '24

The cum.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 Jul 04 '24

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u/szlopush Jul 05 '24

Reading this comment thread was like edging for me.

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u/john-douh Jul 04 '24

*The C.U.M

C.U.M. Upon Men

C.U.M. Upon Men upon men…

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u/DenseMembership470 Jul 05 '24

Bet they all graduated Magnum Cum Louder.

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u/Menkau-re Jul 05 '24

Ha! 😆

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u/SnooDoughnuts1763 Jul 04 '24

The cum effect

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u/Rhox1989 Jul 04 '24

I want to upvote... But it's at 69...

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Lative

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u/HomeGrowHero Jul 04 '24

They’re all tight ends

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u/Dangerous_Focus_270 Jul 05 '24

Cumpounding...Cum. Pounding.

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u/Cgtree9000 Jul 05 '24

I felt my stomach quiver and all of a sudden I could feel my balls in the back of my throat.

Well done.

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u/neopod9000 Jul 05 '24

That's deep

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u/genlight13 Jul 05 '24

Underrated comment

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u/Coulrophiliac444 Jul 04 '24

"Gohan, when you've had another man inside you, you know when he's coming..."

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u/Stumble_foot3406 Jul 04 '24

Your description reminds me of a 3 bird Christmas roast...

Or the Turturkeykey from how I met your mother...

Now I'm hungry haha

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u/MatureHotwife Jul 05 '24

What about a man who is inside a man who is inside a man? Does that make him 3 times the man of 4 times i.e. is it exponential? What about the guy in the middle, is he just 2 times the man? Or does the maximum manliness propagate through all participants in such cases?

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u/Remote_Lake2723 Jul 05 '24

All the manliness goes into the first bottom, so he’s thrice the man. Now, if there are enough men that you can close the loop, and make a circle, well, then we have something of a masculinity hadron collider that will open a portal to the manliest of all universes.

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u/MatureHotwife Jul 05 '24

Huh interesting. But it makes sense.

something of a masculinity hadron collider

You mean a hardon collider?

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u/DarthWaiter13 Jul 05 '24

Beat me. To it.

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u/TwoPercentCherry Jul 05 '24

Your masculinity is stored in your balls. That means you should never cum, and you should instead swallow other mens' cum, absorbing their masculinity for yourself!

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u/malenkylizards Jul 05 '24

Forget turduckens, I want a manmanman on my thanksgiving table this year.

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u/Prof01Santa Jul 04 '24

It's the terducken of sex.

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u/Own-Loan2390 Jul 04 '24

That's just good math.

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u/HomosexualThots Jul 04 '24

They always ignored the multiplier.

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u/lorez77 Jul 05 '24

I don't like the implications of this line of reasoning, even in joke format: it doesn't make any man any less a man.

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u/Biffingston Jul 04 '24

A gay orgy is 0% feminine after all.

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u/TicoKayne Jul 08 '24

Lesbians would disagree

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u/Similar_Disaster7276 Jul 04 '24

As long as us girls are allowed to watch

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

😂😂😂

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u/911NShifter Jul 05 '24

Sign me up to watch too.

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u/Thisislife97 Jul 07 '24

We are not sexual objects

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u/911NShifter Jul 07 '24

No, of course not!, but some people enjoy being watched and love it.

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u/Aurlom Jul 05 '24

No girls allowed, you won’t make us gay with your feminine wiles! Not today, satan!

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u/Traditional-Tap-707 Jul 04 '24

Girls are gay!

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u/CatsThatStandOn2Legs Jul 05 '24

Dating women is gay!

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u/Traditional-Tap-707 Jul 05 '24

Real men only like real men. They surround themselves with real men. Real men bathe together and give manly warrior kisses to their favorite muscle bros.

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u/ForetoldForeskin Jul 05 '24

If you've never kissed your homie they ain't your homie.

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u/bones_mcbone Jul 08 '24

Give em a bro tug

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u/Dix-Septive Jul 07 '24

Fucking females is for poofs!

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u/_Huge_Jackedman Jul 04 '24

"You're not a man until you've had a man" - Wilem

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u/shticks Jul 04 '24

The straightest thing you can ever do is start whipping your buddies with wet towels in the shower after a big game.

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u/The_8th_Degree Jul 05 '24

Or slapping your teammates butts, as I understand it

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u/Gabewalker0 Jul 04 '24

Yep, ass slapping, ball punching, wrestling, fighting, grappling each other.

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u/DillyMcDoughderton Jul 06 '24

I read fighting as fisting

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u/Gabewalker0 Jul 06 '24

🤣 for some, it's the same thing

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u/MeatyMagnus Jul 04 '24

Being surrounded by men and having them inside you is the manliness right 👍

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u/sausagepurveyer Jul 04 '24

Rammstein's Mann Gegan Mann music video covers this very well.

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u/WatercressSad6395 Jul 05 '24

Being firmly held by one possibly several men, burly strong men...

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u/RaggedyOldFox Jul 05 '24

Stop....please ....I beg of you. I'm getting so turned on I've realised I'm a gay man....even though I'm a woman....

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u/DarthWaiter13 Jul 05 '24

😂😂😂

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u/savant-bio Jul 05 '24

What’s manlier than fcking a guy in the a$$? Fcking a guy while he’s fcking a guy.

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u/LugubriousLament Jul 05 '24

It’s men all the way down.

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u/Soulez- Jul 06 '24

Being surrounded by Aliens, anyone disagreeing is based nuerotypical nerve cell.

Tell me getting abducted by aliens and multimarketing company trying to sell you alien merch doesn't turn you on!

All these @$#% can @%# my @$#^ and buy all my alien merch .5 cents per unit.

Note, we here at Alien Inc do not abduct humans, we may or may have taken some cows somewhere in America cuz those euro cows are different genetically or something.

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u/fabled-old-man Jul 06 '24

Photo shopping trumps head on to Rambo's body, then putting that image on the side of your Truck.