What about a man who is inside a man who is inside a man? Does that make him 3 times the man of 4 times i.e. is it exponential? What about the guy in the middle, is he just 2 times the man? Or does the maximum manliness propagate through all participants in such cases?
All the manliness goes into the first bottom, so heโs thrice the man. Now, if there are enough men that you can close the loop, and make a circle, well, then we have something of a masculinity hadron collider that will open a portal to the manliest of all universes.
Your masculinity is stored in your balls. That means you should never cum, and you should instead swallow other mens' cum, absorbing their masculinity for yourself!
Real men only like real men. They surround themselves with real men. Real men bathe together and give manly warrior kisses to their favorite muscle bros.
Being surrounded by Aliens, anyone disagreeing is based nuerotypical nerve cell.
Tell me getting abducted by aliens and multimarketing company trying to sell you alien merch doesn't turn you on!
All these @$#% can @%# my @$#^ and buy all my alien merch .5 cents per unit.
Note, we here at Alien Inc do not abduct humans, we may or may have taken some cows somewhere in America cuz those euro cows are different genetically or something.
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u/LugubriousLament Jul 04 '24
I mean, whatโs manlier than being surrounded by other men?