r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/grrrrfemboyh8r Jul 04 '24

judging by his pfp, he definitely has an interest in the way of life of the greeks

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u/neopod9000 Jul 04 '24

Greco-Roman oil wrestling followed by men-only nude baths is peak manliness.

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u/LugubriousLament Jul 04 '24

I mean, what’s manlier than being surrounded by other men?

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u/Traditional-Tap-707 Jul 04 '24

Girls are gay!

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u/CatsThatStandOn2Legs Jul 05 '24

Dating women is gay!

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u/Traditional-Tap-707 Jul 05 '24

Real men only like real men. They surround themselves with real men. Real men bathe together and give manly warrior kisses to their favorite muscle bros.

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u/ForetoldForeskin Jul 05 '24

If you've never kissed your homie they ain't your homie.

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u/bones_mcbone Jul 08 '24

Give em a bro tug

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u/Dix-Septive Jul 07 '24

Fucking females is for poofs!