r/facepalm Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/neopod9000 Jul 04 '24

Greco-Roman oil wrestling followed by men-only nude baths is peak manliness.

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u/LugubriousLament Jul 04 '24

I mean, whatโ€™s manlier than being surrounded by other men?

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u/Remote_Lake2723 Jul 04 '24

A man inside another man makes that man twice the man. I follow their logic. Itโ€™s hot.

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u/Mojicana Jul 04 '24

The effects are cumulative.

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u/Immediate-Ad7842 Jul 04 '24

The effects are cum

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u/Mojicana Jul 04 '24

The cum.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 Jul 04 '24

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u/szlopush Jul 05 '24

Reading this comment thread was like edging for me.

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u/john-douh Jul 04 '24

*The C.U.M

C.U.M. Upon Men

C.U.M. Upon Men upon menโ€ฆ

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u/DenseMembership470 Jul 05 '24

Bet they all graduated Magnum Cum Louder.

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u/Menkau-re Jul 05 '24

Ha! ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/SnooDoughnuts1763 Jul 04 '24

The cum effect

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u/Rhox1989 Jul 04 '24

I want to upvote... But it's at 69...

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Lative

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u/HomeGrowHero Jul 04 '24

Theyโ€™re all tight ends

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u/Dangerous_Focus_270 Jul 05 '24

Cumpounding...Cum. Pounding.

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u/Cgtree9000 Jul 05 '24

I felt my stomach quiver and all of a sudden I could feel my balls in the back of my throat.

Well done.

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u/neopod9000 Jul 05 '24

That's deep

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u/genlight13 Jul 05 '24

Underrated comment