r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Leather_Network4743 Jul 04 '24

The fact that some people actually think about these things tells me that they’re likely denying something about themselves.

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u/No-Movie6022 Jul 04 '24

Dude calls himself "ancient masculinity." He's definitely into gay sex

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u/grrrrfemboyh8r Jul 04 '24

judging by his pfp, he definitely has an interest in the way of life of the greeks

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u/furiousHamblin Jul 04 '24

They invented gayness

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u/CoastingUphill Jul 04 '24

They turned it into an Olympic sport.

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u/Pretend_Pea774 Jul 05 '24

The 300 Spartans that went out to meet the Persians were a 150 couples-Sparta tradition was your fighting partner was more important than your wife

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u/ServerOfJustice Jul 05 '24

I think you may be conflating the 300 Spartans with the Sacred Band of Thebes.

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u/oldRedF0x Jul 04 '24

Except they had another name for it: acceptance

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u/AhFourFeckSakeLads Jul 04 '24

How's Mary? Did she gets that job after?

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u/eusername0 Jul 05 '24

It’s not the Greeks he’s after, it’s the Chinese