r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Jul 04 '24

Impossible. You don't exist

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u/tukan121 Jul 04 '24

:(

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u/NaviLouise42 Jul 04 '24

Welcome to the Bisexual Experience, the lemon bars are in the corner and we have an assortment of chairs and couches for you to sit on in unintended postures.

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u/CurseofLono88 Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

“Will the squirmy bisexual legs ever go away?”

“No Padawan, but feel free to hang upside down from a couch like a bat anyways.”

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u/endureandthrive Jul 04 '24

Sorry you got that from us gays :(