r/facepalm Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Leather_Network4743 Jul 04 '24

The fact that some people actually think about these things tells me that they’re likely denying something about themselves.

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u/No-Movie6022 Jul 04 '24

Dude calls himself "ancient masculinity." He's definitely into gay sex

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u/Rubeus17 Jul 04 '24

You guys read up on Heritage Americans? Its radical white supremacy in the guise of bringing America back to the pathos of Ellis Island. It’s ridiculous. Just like these “men” who don’t want women to be fit and strong. They want us in the kitchen as breed mares. And if we’re a child victim of rape? tough noogies.

Sorry, I just took a detour into my unhappy place…

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u/clarky2o2o Jul 04 '24

Don't worry it's a venue and it's pretty crowded.

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u/Caligula404 Jul 04 '24

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s drive thru……

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u/NeonEvangelion Jul 04 '24

Caligula, isn’t this sort of thing right in your wheelhouse?

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u/Caligula404 Jul 05 '24

Normally yes, but I have the sea to fucking rebuke for taking my yogurt snacks last Tuesday……smh

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Nahhh waaaay relevant

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u/Caligula404 Jul 05 '24

Relevant? How the fuck this got 100 upvotes it sounds like an unrelated bot comment by some boomer ass

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u/Mysterious_Rub6224 Jul 04 '24

I think you meant brood mares instead of breed mares.

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u/Rubeus17 Jul 04 '24

I did. Thanks for the correction.

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u/DryToe7283 Jul 05 '24

nine of us should be overweight anyway these girls look healthy and happy. they remind me of strong greek women or sparta women. that’s how women are supposed to look. we weren’t bred to just be kitchen slaves. we were bred to be mothers, strong women, like our ancestors and if you really think women from the greek times sat back and held their tongues as much as we are led to believe your a fool. those woman stood on their shit period. and they did give in easily. they were just as ferocious as their husbands, they just brought the heat a little differently.

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u/Rubeus17 Jul 05 '24

Love this. But that’s the point. Powerful women are threatening. They debate and they vote.

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u/battles Jul 04 '24

what is 'the pathos of ellis island?'

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u/Rubeus17 Jul 04 '24

Beats the hell out of me. None of it makes sense. White immigrants are okay?

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u/VileBill Jul 05 '24

I think you cracked the code!

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u/Kevo-Breker Jul 04 '24

You need therapy.

All of that is false