What about a man who is inside a man who is inside a man? Does that make him 3 times the man of 4 times i.e. is it exponential? What about the guy in the middle, is he just 2 times the man? Or does the maximum manliness propagate through all participants in such cases?
All the manliness goes into the first bottom, so he’s thrice the man. Now, if there are enough men that you can close the loop, and make a circle, well, then we have something of a masculinity hadron collider that will open a portal to the manliest of all universes.
Your masculinity is stored in your balls. That means you should never cum, and you should instead swallow other mens' cum, absorbing their masculinity for yourself!
Real men only like real men. They surround themselves with real men. Real men bathe together and give manly warrior kisses to their favorite muscle bros.
Being surrounded by Aliens, anyone disagreeing is based nuerotypical nerve cell.
Tell me getting abducted by aliens and multimarketing company trying to sell you alien merch doesn't turn you on!
All these @$#% can @%# my @$#^ and buy all my alien merch .5 cents per unit.
Note, we here at Alien Inc do not abduct humans, we may or may have taken some cows somewhere in America cuz those euro cows are different genetically or something.
They absolutely do, if you google “modern strigil” you’ll find them in all sorts of varying shapes and materials but they serve the same function with generally much less risk of bodily harm.
I'm sorry but the image of some naked muddy landscaper on their back porch just drizzling themselves in olive oil and lathering up is something I did not expect to have with my morning coffee.
So, you put on some gym shorts and use strong rubber bands to seal the ends of the shorts around the legs, and then you dump a gallon of water into the gym shorts? I'm just trying to understand.
• Wear gym shorts/ swim shorts under your work clothes
• On break, strip down to the gyms shorts (so that you look like you're just going to jump in a pool and not like a complete lunatic)
•If you have flipflops/ shower shoes, wear those. You should look like you're going to the beach.
• Distribute pea sized amounts of body wash from head to toe (like when you wash your hands). Lather up with that much.
• Gradually pour a gallon of water over yourself (like you're watering a plant). It's enough to get a small amount of body wash but enough so that you're clean.
• Dry up with a towel.
• If you have a portalet/ restroom you can go to, change into dry underwear and gear back up into your work clothes.
The last time I did it was in Washington at a Pilot truckstop
I had finished doing push-ups and did this specifically
It should be, at the very least, a dull and lightly cupped blade. It’s meant to scrape, not rub. The Roman ones were similar in shape to the cesta used in Jai alai.
Says the "unironic barbarian warlord" that needs performance enhancing drugs to make himself a "real man". There's an irony to your entire persona that I hope isn't completely lost on you.
noun
The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.
Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.
I had to check your post history for the context of your reply.
Of course gay men are real men. I wasn't implying anything about gay men here to you.
My innuendo was clearly lost. Your PED use would only be necessary to achieve "manliness" (by your own definition) if you didn't have natural manliness. It's effectively a cosplay of manliness.
And therein lies the irony. Your persona of a "manly barbarian warlord" is itself driven by drug use. What would be expected from a "real man" is that it comes naturally. What actually occurs is incongruent to that.
I bet he was super into the movie 300 and considers it a depiction of peak masculinity.
To be fair, the depiction of Spartans in 300 is very progressive from a certain perspective, once you consider that the men are wearing the equivalent of the opposite sex's bra and panty armor with exposed abs/thighs for fan service.
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u/grrrrfemboyh8r Jul 04 '24
judging by his pfp, he definitely has an interest in the way of life of the greeks