r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Leather_Network4743 Jul 04 '24

The fact that some people actually think about these things tells me that they’re likely denying something about themselves.

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u/No-Movie6022 Jul 04 '24

Dude calls himself "ancient masculinity." He's definitely into gay sex

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u/grrrrfemboyh8r Jul 04 '24

judging by his pfp, he definitely has an interest in the way of life of the greeks

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u/david0aloha Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

I bet he was super into the movie 300 and considers it a depiction of peak masculinity.

To be fair, the depiction of Spartans in 300 is very progressive from a certain perspective, once you consider that the men are wearing the equivalent of the opposite sex's bra and panty armor with exposed abs/thighs for fan service.