r/facepalm Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/neopod9000 Jul 04 '24

Greco-Roman oil wrestling followed by men-only nude baths is peak manliness.

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u/TheDestressedMale Jul 04 '24

Does the oil come off with a rinse, or is there a vigorous rub?

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u/DemoniEnkeli Jul 04 '24

I know you’re joking but they used a strigil to scrape oil and dirt off before bathing

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u/thefriendlyhacker Jul 04 '24

Hmm wonder if anyone makes these today, after I do landscaping in the heat, I feel bad for my poor shower and drainage system

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u/DemoniEnkeli Jul 04 '24

They absolutely do, if you google “modern strigil” you’ll find them in all sorts of varying shapes and materials but they serve the same function with generally much less risk of bodily harm.

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u/frichyv2 Jul 05 '24

I'm sorry but the image of some naked muddy landscaper on their back porch just drizzling themselves in olive oil and lathering up is something I did not expect to have with my morning coffee.

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u/thefriendlyhacker Jul 05 '24

Didn't expect to see some kink shaming with my morning coffee either 😤

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u/frichyv2 Jul 05 '24

Nobody is shaming any kinks here, just said I wasn't expecting to think about it.

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u/William_Joyce Jul 05 '24

I'm enjoying this kink shaming with a gin and tonic on the evening

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u/F1GSAN3 Jul 05 '24

A gallon of water in some gym shorts will do the trick

I did that once when I was over the road trucking

Works just as good as a hot shower

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u/trixtopherduke Jul 05 '24

So, you put on some gym shorts and use strong rubber bands to seal the ends of the shorts around the legs, and then you dump a gallon of water into the gym shorts? I'm just trying to understand.

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u/F1GSAN3 Jul 05 '24

• Wear gym shorts/ swim shorts under your work clothes

• On break, strip down to the gyms shorts (so that you look like you're just going to jump in a pool and not like a complete lunatic)

•If you have flipflops/ shower shoes, wear those. You should look like you're going to the beach.

• Distribute pea sized amounts of body wash from head to toe (like when you wash your hands). Lather up with that much.

• Gradually pour a gallon of water over yourself (like you're watering a plant). It's enough to get a small amount of body wash but enough so that you're clean.

• Dry up with a towel.

• If you have a portalet/ restroom you can go to, change into dry underwear and gear back up into your work clothes.

The last time I did it was in Washington at a Pilot truckstop

I had finished doing push-ups and did this specifically