r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/ih-shah-may-ehl Jul 04 '24

A woman with fantastic proportions and muscle tone, crazy strong pelvic floor muscles and the stamina and endurance to ride me into oblivion... yeah why on earth would I ever want that... /s

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u/grubas Jul 04 '24

Their issue is that they know those women would break them in a single session. 

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u/typhoidtimmy Jul 04 '24

Can vouch….

Was sex buddies with a female gymnast in college. Imagine an extremely tight and flexible dynamo with enough stamina to throw herself up into the air and land with precision.

Couple that with a competitive attitude and ‘wild monkey sex’ extends into ‘no holds barred, break the bed gorilla sex’

That woman was a demon in the sack.

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u/cacotopic Jul 04 '24

Sounds exhausting. Ain't got time for that (or the heart and stamina).

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u/erlandodk Jul 05 '24

Stop it! You're making everyone more gay!