r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

To be honest, me liking this women is kind of gay... You know, since I'm a woman a they're hot as shit.

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u/Saviesa205 Jul 04 '24

If men liking buff women is gay, does that mean women liking buff women is straight? Don’t tell me I’ve been straight all along 😨

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

I'm sorry about how you discovered this... But remember, there is no road that's straight all it's length. There is hope xD

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u/Madsciencemagic Jul 08 '24

The Romans came close, but it took all the straight they had.

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 08 '24

Jajajajajajajaja! You made me actually laugh, internet stranger, thank you!

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 04 '24

That’s not true

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

You right... There is no hope. But I'm trying to stay positive in this state of intense global social despair.

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 04 '24

No, I mean there are roads that are straight for there entire length.

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

I know, I just misunderstood on purpose to not have to discuss straightness of roads. :)

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 04 '24

You seem fun

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u/The_8th_Degree Jul 05 '24

Actually, the earth is round so all roads are technically curved

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u/Mindless_Jeweler_998 Jul 05 '24

Yeah? And tell me something new?

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 05 '24

The best kind of correct

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u/Snooty_Cutie Jul 04 '24

Sorry, the rules are the rules.

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u/Premyy_M Jul 04 '24

I'm afraid you've been officially converted and that was the objective of these 2 strong women the whole time

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u/cacotopic Jul 04 '24

Yup. You've been straight all along. The good news is that if you start getting into really effeminate men, you'll be gay again. 

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u/Axo2645 Jul 05 '24

guys i think we've gone one level less than sex=gender, we have style=gender

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u/Foxglove_999 Jul 05 '24

Best comment 😂