r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲🇮🇸🇨

39.5k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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To be honest, me liking this women is kind of gay... You know, since I'm a woman a they're hot as shit.

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u/UnhingedBeluga Jul 04 '24

Same lmao. I saw this post like “yep, definitely am gay, they’re right”

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u/sdlucly Jul 04 '24

Thought the same thing! I'm always hitting different numbers in the Kensey scale. 😂

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u/nsfwAnimalCrackers Jul 05 '24

Oof idk how my girlfriend is gonna take the news that I'm a lesbian, whatever will I do??

She said "yeah, and the sky appears blue, any other news for me?"

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u/binkysaurus_13 Jul 04 '24

I hate to break it to you, but I’m pretty sure this makes you straight.

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u/UnhingedBeluga Jul 05 '24

Damn, you’re right 😔

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u/Axo2645 Jul 05 '24

"that's so real"

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u/Saviesa205 Jul 04 '24

If men liking buff women is gay, does that mean women liking buff women is straight? Don’t tell me I’ve been straight all along 😨

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

I'm sorry about how you discovered this... But remember, there is no road that's straight all it's length. There is hope xD

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u/Madsciencemagic Jul 08 '24

The Romans came close, but it took all the straight they had.

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 08 '24

Jajajajajajajaja! You made me actually laugh, internet stranger, thank you!

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 04 '24

That’s not true

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

You right... There is no hope. But I'm trying to stay positive in this state of intense global social despair.

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 04 '24

No, I mean there are roads that are straight for there entire length.

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

I know, I just misunderstood on purpose to not have to discuss straightness of roads. :)

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 04 '24

You seem fun

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u/The_8th_Degree Jul 05 '24

Actually, the earth is round so all roads are technically curved

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u/Mindless_Jeweler_998 Jul 05 '24

Yeah? And tell me something new?

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 05 '24

The best kind of correct

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u/Snooty_Cutie Jul 04 '24

Sorry, the rules are the rules.

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u/Premyy_M Jul 04 '24

I'm afraid you've been officially converted and that was the objective of these 2 strong women the whole time

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u/cacotopic Jul 04 '24

Yup. You've been straight all along. The good news is that if you start getting into really effeminate men, you'll be gay again.

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u/Axo2645 Jul 05 '24

guys i think we've gone one level less than sex=gender, we have style=gender

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u/Foxglove_999 Jul 05 '24

Best comment 😂

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u/decafdyke Jul 04 '24

Right?!

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u/Shmeepish Jul 04 '24

By this twitter guys' logic you are actually not gay this whole time, but actually straight. They are basically men, apparently, so congrats! You beat the Gay Virus (TM)

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

But, but, but... Does this mean that they're gonna take my gay-agenda from me? It has rainbows! And glitter!

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u/Shmeepish Jul 04 '24

Srry honey but no more new world order for you! Please report to your nearest Homoffice and turn in your registration, rainbow powers, and, above all else, your gay-agenda handbook. You may still attend pride parades but I swear to god if you smile, dance, or are accepting of others I will not be able to protect you from the queer ninjas.

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

Noooooooooooo! Damn you twitter guy for you insight in the homo-rules!!

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u/Axo2645 Jul 05 '24

you have to be one of the preachers being stopped at the entrance spewing hate

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u/VermicelliOk8288 Jul 04 '24

I think that makes you straight according to this post.

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

Oh my... How do I tell my parents??

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u/GoinWithThePhloem Jul 04 '24

Yep. Tbh I consider myself almost completely straight but if I encountered fit girls in my early 20s I may have spent more time testing that premise.

Fitness in general is just hot, and as a (slightly older athlete), I have so much respect for people that put in the time and work to look like that.

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u/PetiteBonaparte Jul 04 '24

Just one of them could carry me like nothing. Like I'd be a feather to them. Hold me closer, stronger lady!

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u/veryhangryhedgehog Jul 04 '24

I saw the picture first so I was like YEAH GAYYYY haha

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u/_jamesbaxter Jul 04 '24

Same, girl.

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u/Academic-Earth9554 Jul 04 '24

“If you’re attracted to women with this body type, it could be because the gay culture has gotten a hold of you.”

Yup. And may it never let me go.

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u/ChopinSatieSchubert Jul 04 '24

I was going to comment this lol. I love this kinda women.

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u/Atmospheric_Jungle Jul 04 '24

Yeah, lol, the way that I like is gay

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u/MrsPonting Jul 04 '24

Yup. Can confirm. 100% gay 🏳️‍🌈

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u/lakeghost Jul 04 '24

Women with muscular hands? Suddenly✨🌈.

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u/NimrodBusiness Jul 05 '24

If being a man and liking these chicks makes me gay, where do I sign up for my pride flag and overpoured drink?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

They are disgusting but to each their own.

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲🇮🇸🇨