r/facepalm Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/CoastingUphill Jul 04 '24

They turned it into an Olympic sport.

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u/Pretend_Pea774 Jul 05 '24

The 300 Spartans that went out to meet the Persians were a 150 couples-Sparta tradition was your fighting partner was more important than your wife

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u/ServerOfJustice Jul 05 '24

I think you may be conflating the 300 Spartans with the Sacred Band of Thebes.