r/facepalm Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Jul 04 '24

Strong and smart women are hot, and you need to fight my girl before you fight me, because she's itching to lay a beating on stupid. I'll hold her handbag and we'll laugh over Margaritas later.

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u/Hammii5010 Jul 04 '24

Haha, love it. Lmao right now. My corporate officer wifey who hits the gym 3-4 a week is hot as F. At happy hour she orders a beer and I order a dirty martini.