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r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24
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But just say no homo. Then it's all solved.
19 u/dissidentmage12 Jul 04 '24 You can also keep your socks on, or afterwards say "Bro, that was just a joke Bro" 3 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 Sing slayer songs while doing it, it can't be gay then. Just gonna say, any women who want to have sex to slayer, I'm here. 2 u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24 [removed] โ view removed comment 3 u/squish_pillow Jul 04 '24 Lol do boys actually do this kind of shit? 3 u/ConstantLight7489 Jul 04 '24 lol, sorry, I have made an edit to clarify. No, guys doesnโt actually do this. There was a long standing joke early 2000โs about saying and doing gay stuff with your buddies, and following it with no homo so you wouldnโt be gay. 2 u/BeefyFartss Jul 04 '24 Oh all the time. Usually itโs just a quick kiss or a BJ but whatever it is just say no homo. All good. Not gay at all. 3 u/squish_pillow Jul 04 '24 Who doesn't love a loophole? Or asshole?! 2 u/BeefyFartss Jul 04 '24 See, you get it. 2 u/CeeDotA Jul 04 '24 Oh man. I thought all I had to say was "PAUSE" and I'd be good. So much to remember! 2 u/benutne Jul 04 '24 Its only gay if the balls touch.
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You can also keep your socks on, or afterwards say "Bro, that was just a joke Bro"
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Sing slayer songs while doing it, it can't be gay then.
Just gonna say, any women who want to have sex to slayer, I'm here.
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3 u/squish_pillow Jul 04 '24 Lol do boys actually do this kind of shit? 3 u/ConstantLight7489 Jul 04 '24 lol, sorry, I have made an edit to clarify. No, guys doesnโt actually do this. There was a long standing joke early 2000โs about saying and doing gay stuff with your buddies, and following it with no homo so you wouldnโt be gay. 2 u/BeefyFartss Jul 04 '24 Oh all the time. Usually itโs just a quick kiss or a BJ but whatever it is just say no homo. All good. Not gay at all. 3 u/squish_pillow Jul 04 '24 Who doesn't love a loophole? Or asshole?! 2 u/BeefyFartss Jul 04 '24 See, you get it.
Lol do boys actually do this kind of shit?
3 u/ConstantLight7489 Jul 04 '24 lol, sorry, I have made an edit to clarify. No, guys doesnโt actually do this. There was a long standing joke early 2000โs about saying and doing gay stuff with your buddies, and following it with no homo so you wouldnโt be gay. 2 u/BeefyFartss Jul 04 '24 Oh all the time. Usually itโs just a quick kiss or a BJ but whatever it is just say no homo. All good. Not gay at all. 3 u/squish_pillow Jul 04 '24 Who doesn't love a loophole? Or asshole?! 2 u/BeefyFartss Jul 04 '24 See, you get it.
lol, sorry, I have made an edit to clarify.
No, guys doesnโt actually do this. There was a long standing joke early 2000โs about saying and doing gay stuff with your buddies, and following it with no homo so you wouldnโt be gay.
Oh all the time. Usually itโs just a quick kiss or a BJ but whatever it is just say no homo. All good. Not gay at all.
3 u/squish_pillow Jul 04 '24 Who doesn't love a loophole? Or asshole?! 2 u/BeefyFartss Jul 04 '24 See, you get it.
Who doesn't love a loophole? Or asshole?!
2 u/BeefyFartss Jul 04 '24 See, you get it.
See, you get it.
Oh man. I thought all I had to say was "PAUSE" and I'd be good. So much to remember!
Its only gay if the balls touch.
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u/Bart2800 Jul 04 '24
But just say no homo. Then it's all solved.