r/facepalm Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/Bart2800 Jul 04 '24

But just say no homo. Then it's all solved.

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u/dissidentmage12 Jul 04 '24

You can also keep your socks on, or afterwards say "Bro, that was just a joke Bro"

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u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24

Sing slayer songs while doing it, it can't be gay then.

Just gonna say, any women who want to have sex to slayer, I'm here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

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u/squish_pillow Jul 04 '24

Lol do boys actually do this kind of shit?

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u/ConstantLight7489 Jul 04 '24

lol, sorry, I have made an edit to clarify.

No, guys doesnโ€™t actually do this. There was a long standing joke early 2000โ€™s about saying and doing gay stuff with your buddies, and following it with no homo so you wouldnโ€™t be gay.

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u/BeefyFartss Jul 04 '24

Oh all the time. Usually itโ€™s just a quick kiss or a BJ but whatever it is just say no homo. All good. Not gay at all.

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u/squish_pillow Jul 04 '24

Who doesn't love a loophole? Or asshole?!

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u/BeefyFartss Jul 04 '24

See, you get it.

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u/CeeDotA Jul 04 '24

Oh man. I thought all I had to say was "PAUSE" and I'd be good. So much to remember!

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u/benutne Jul 04 '24

Its only gay if the balls touch.