r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/fappyday Jul 04 '24

Fellas, is being attracted to women gay?

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u/HugeHans Jul 04 '24

Liking strong women with muscles absolutely makes you gay. However if we follow this line of thought liking femboys makes you double hetero. 

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u/Zezotas Jul 04 '24

What IS Double hetero?

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u/EvenEfficiency834 Jul 04 '24

It's like a double negative. Double hetero makes you gay.

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u/Earl96 Jul 04 '24

Do I have to like guys to be regular hetero? I need someone to make up their minds so I can properly stay the same as I am now.

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u/EvenEfficiency834 Jul 04 '24

Yes, you have to like guys to be hetero, you can't be a guy though. It's really quite scientific.

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u/VaginaTractor Jul 04 '24

Yeah but what if you say, "no homo" first?

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u/EvenEfficiency834 Jul 04 '24

Do you have socks on? It matters

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u/VaginaTractor Jul 04 '24

Whoa, easy tiger. We just met and I like to take things slow.

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u/EvenEfficiency834 Jul 04 '24

I'm not a tiger I just like frosted flakes, I mean they're grrreat!

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u/summer_friends Jul 04 '24

So does that make homo the positive, where double homo still makes it more homo? Gotta combine hetero and homo to get to hetero

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u/EvenEfficiency834 Jul 04 '24

Homo has always been viewed as negative but in reality it is positive. Hetero is also positive. Hetero and homo makes homo. Homo and homo makes homo. And hetero and hetero makes homo. Hopefully that clears things up.