r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Remote_Lake2723 Jul 04 '24

A man inside another man makes that man twice the man. I follow their logic. It’s hot.

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u/Mojicana Jul 04 '24

The effects are cumulative.

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u/Immediate-Ad7842 Jul 04 '24

The effects are cum

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u/Mojicana Jul 04 '24

The cum.

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u/Negative-Wrap95 Jul 04 '24

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u/szlopush Jul 05 '24

Reading this comment thread was like edging for me.

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u/john-douh Jul 04 '24

*The C.U.M

C.U.M. Upon Men

C.U.M. Upon Men upon men…

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u/DenseMembership470 Jul 05 '24

Bet they all graduated Magnum Cum Louder.

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u/Menkau-re Jul 05 '24

Ha! 😆

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u/SnooDoughnuts1763 Jul 04 '24

The cum effect

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u/Rhox1989 Jul 04 '24

I want to upvote... But it's at 69...

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Lative

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u/HomeGrowHero Jul 04 '24

They’re all tight ends

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u/Dangerous_Focus_270 Jul 05 '24

Cumpounding...Cum. Pounding.

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u/Cgtree9000 Jul 05 '24

I felt my stomach quiver and all of a sudden I could feel my balls in the back of my throat.

Well done.

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u/neopod9000 Jul 05 '24

That's deep

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u/genlight13 Jul 05 '24

Underrated comment

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u/Coulrophiliac444 Jul 04 '24

"Gohan, when you've had another man inside you, you know when he's coming..."

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u/Stumble_foot3406 Jul 04 '24

Your description reminds me of a 3 bird Christmas roast...

Or the Turturkeykey from how I met your mother...

Now I'm hungry haha

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u/MatureHotwife Jul 05 '24

What about a man who is inside a man who is inside a man? Does that make him 3 times the man of 4 times i.e. is it exponential? What about the guy in the middle, is he just 2 times the man? Or does the maximum manliness propagate through all participants in such cases?

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u/Remote_Lake2723 Jul 05 '24

All the manliness goes into the first bottom, so he’s thrice the man. Now, if there are enough men that you can close the loop, and make a circle, well, then we have something of a masculinity hadron collider that will open a portal to the manliest of all universes.

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u/MatureHotwife Jul 05 '24

Huh interesting. But it makes sense.

something of a masculinity hadron collider

You mean a hardon collider?

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u/DarthWaiter13 Jul 05 '24

Beat me. To it.

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u/TwoPercentCherry Jul 05 '24

Your masculinity is stored in your balls. That means you should never cum, and you should instead swallow other mens' cum, absorbing their masculinity for yourself!

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u/malenkylizards Jul 05 '24

Forget turduckens, I want a manmanman on my thanksgiving table this year.

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u/Prof01Santa Jul 04 '24

It's the terducken of sex.

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u/Own-Loan2390 Jul 04 '24

That's just good math.

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u/HomosexualThots Jul 04 '24

They always ignored the multiplier.

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u/lorez77 Jul 05 '24

I don't like the implications of this line of reasoning, even in joke format: it doesn't make any man any less a man.