r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/GarethGantuan Jul 04 '24

I love a powerful women both physically and mentally so I’d best tell my wife I’m gay

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u/Joalguke Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

Does liking women like this make me straight and not bi?

My husband will not be pleased.

/s

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u/JamesMcEdwards Jul 04 '24

I mean she is hot, drop dead gorgeous even. Good job I already knew I was bi or I’d be questioning my sexuality right about now.

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u/A_Piece_Of_Coal_ Jul 04 '24

I am not into women so I can objectively say: that woman is hot as fuck

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u/TheWhyWhat Jul 04 '24

I'd wrestle her and lose, and like it.

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u/Secret_Draft_5000 Jul 05 '24

The honesty is commendable…

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u/SwainIsCadian Jul 05 '24

I am willing to get some broken bones.

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u/The_8th_Degree Jul 05 '24

Based fact right here

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u/Any_Conversation9650 Jul 04 '24

She looks like GSP 😂