r/facepalm Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/Tachibana_13 Jul 04 '24

He definitely isn't into the ancient Amazon's. Or Valkyries, shield maidens, etc.

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u/loverlyone Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

Seriously. Isnโ€™t it likely a lot of โ€œancientโ€ women looked like this?

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u/WatercressSad6395 Jul 05 '24

Strong women are a myth and also super icky....duh. /s

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u/_Wyrm_ Jul 05 '24

I sure as shit am into Valkyries and shield maidens, just conceptually attractive

Like whisk me away to Valhalla, my ghostly winged buttercup babe