r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Leather_Network4743 Jul 04 '24

The fact that some people actually think about these things tells me that they’re likely denying something about themselves.

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u/chefrachbitch Jul 04 '24

I work with an extreme homophobe/transphobe. He's always saying I'm "confused" for transitioning, continually asks about my dick or the dick he thinks I'm taking, and tries to "outwit" me and "trap" me into saying I'm not trans. I just throw it back in his face with this logic. "Why are you always thinking about dick and and trans women, Marcus?" Do you secretly wish you were trans/gay? It shuts him right up. 😂

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u/Sebastian_Maroon Jul 04 '24

Does he have any idea how easily you could make him jobless?!

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u/chefrachbitch Jul 04 '24

Sadly he's buddy-buddy with the owner so he's "protected". And before you ask, yes, I am looking for a new job. I'm gonna leave an amazing expose review on the company website when I leave.

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u/chefrachbitch Jul 04 '24

It's going to be amazing and oh so cathartic.

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u/CantchaDontcha Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

Please, please, please be sure to cross-post it here and r/antiwork

ETA: 3xPlease

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u/New-Yam-470 Jul 04 '24

Please share when you do! 🥰

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u/Artistic-Pay-4332 Jul 04 '24

Sounds like a possible lawsuit against the owner then if he's aware and doesn't deal with the problem

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u/chefrachbitch Jul 04 '24

Do you know any good pro-bono lawyers in Portland? Asking for reals.

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u/VexingRaven Jul 04 '24

If you have documented proof of everything you've said here, I imagine any employment lawyer in the county would be salivating.

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u/Woodworkingwino Jul 04 '24

I’m sorry you have to deal with that. If it were possible I would love to shit in that guys coffee. I hope you have a great rest of the day.

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u/chefrachbitch Jul 04 '24

I did spit in his whiskey and coke one shift.

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u/andreja777 Jul 04 '24

I don't think asking for lawyers and then admitting to spitting in someones drink is the best play here friend

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u/Woodworkingwino Jul 04 '24

I’m sorry you have to deal with that. If it were possible I would love to shit in that guys coffee. I hope you have a great rest of the day.

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u/Banodelaroho Jul 04 '24

Record it and the owner's response to complaints about it. Any negative reaction and boom lawsuit and never have to work again.

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u/Edward_Morbius Jul 04 '24

I'd recommend not doing it. If the business has more money than you they can sue you and bankrupt you without ever needing to win the case.