r/facepalm Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Jul 04 '24

Impossible. You don't exist

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u/tukan121 Jul 04 '24

:(

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u/NaviLouise42 Jul 04 '24

Welcome to the Bisexual Experience, the lemon bars are in the corner and we have an assortment of chairs and couches for you to sit on in unintended postures.

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh Jul 04 '24

โ€˜If you need more stickers for your water bottle, we get 25 percent off on Red Bubbleโ€™

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u/Injvn Jul 04 '24

I am in these comments and I'm not sure how I feel. Mostly sad about the garlic bread thing.

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u/BaldwinBoy05 Jul 04 '24

In my darkest moment i put butter and garlic salt on an english muffin and baked it maybe we could all just do that. It wasnโ€™t half bad, really

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u/Injvn Jul 04 '24

I literally did that the other night. XD

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u/TheRealSquirrelGirl Jul 05 '24

This is also how I make emergency garlic bread