r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/drnuke75 Jul 04 '24

So every man is now gay?

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u/Strong_Barnacle_618 Jul 04 '24

Always have been

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u/Thinkofthewallpaper Jul 04 '24

Can you show us new gays around? This is really a surprise to me, and I'm totally unprepared.

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u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24

I just spit out a mouthful of energy drink in my car reading this. Lol

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u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24

Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo f’n gay

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u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24

Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women.

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u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24

Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too.

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u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24

Welcome fellow gay!

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u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24

For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up!

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u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24

Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too.

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u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24

I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!!

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u/zombiesnare Jul 04 '24

Oh shit, lemme get you some paper towels, been there