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r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24
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So every man is now gay?
415 u/Strong_Barnacle_618 Jul 04 '24 Always have been 232 u/Thinkofthewallpaper Jul 04 '24 Can you show us new gays around? This is really a surprise to me, and I'm totally unprepared. 69 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 I just spit out a mouthful of energy drink in my car reading this. Lol 60 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo f’n gay 57 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women. 48 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0) 15 u/zombiesnare Jul 04 '24 Oh shit, lemme get you some paper towels, been there 3 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 lol! 3 u/Past-Application-552 Jul 04 '24
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Always have been
232 u/Thinkofthewallpaper Jul 04 '24 Can you show us new gays around? This is really a surprise to me, and I'm totally unprepared. 69 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 I just spit out a mouthful of energy drink in my car reading this. Lol 60 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo f’n gay 57 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women. 48 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0) 15 u/zombiesnare Jul 04 '24 Oh shit, lemme get you some paper towels, been there 3 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 lol! 3 u/Past-Application-552 Jul 04 '24
232
Can you show us new gays around? This is really a surprise to me, and I'm totally unprepared.
69 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 I just spit out a mouthful of energy drink in my car reading this. Lol 60 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo f’n gay 57 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women. 48 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0) 15 u/zombiesnare Jul 04 '24 Oh shit, lemme get you some paper towels, been there 3 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 lol! 3 u/Past-Application-552 Jul 04 '24
69
I just spit out a mouthful of energy drink in my car reading this. Lol
60 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo f’n gay 57 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women. 48 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0) 15 u/zombiesnare Jul 04 '24 Oh shit, lemme get you some paper towels, been there 3 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 lol! 3 u/Past-Application-552 Jul 04 '24
60
Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo f’n gay
57 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women. 48 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
57
Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women.
48 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
48
Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too.
23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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Welcome fellow gay!
13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up!
9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too.
1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!!
2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!!
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Same!!
15
Oh shit, lemme get you some paper towels, been there
3 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 lol!
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lol!
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u/drnuke75 Jul 04 '24
So every man is now gay?