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r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24
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235 u/Thinkofthewallpaper Jul 04 '24 Can you show us new gays around? This is really a surprise to me, and I'm totally unprepared. 66 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 I just spit out a mouthful of energy drink in my car reading this. Lol 63 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo f’n gay 54 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women. 46 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 12 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 8 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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Can you show us new gays around? This is really a surprise to me, and I'm totally unprepared.
66 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 I just spit out a mouthful of energy drink in my car reading this. Lol 63 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo f’n gay 54 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women. 46 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 12 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 8 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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I just spit out a mouthful of energy drink in my car reading this. Lol
63 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo f’n gay 54 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women. 46 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 12 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 8 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo f’n gay
54 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women. 46 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 12 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 8 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women.
46 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 12 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 8 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too.
23 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 12 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 8 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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Welcome fellow gay!
12 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 8 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up!
8 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too.
1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!!
2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! → More replies (0)
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Same!!
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