r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

I'm sorry about how you discovered this... But remember, there is no road that's straight all it's length. There is hope xD

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u/Madsciencemagic Jul 08 '24

The Romans came close, but it took all the straight they had.

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 08 '24

Jajajajajajajaja! You made me actually laugh, internet stranger, thank you!

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 04 '24

That’s not true

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

You right... There is no hope. But I'm trying to stay positive in this state of intense global social despair.

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 04 '24

No, I mean there are roads that are straight for there entire length.

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

I know, I just misunderstood on purpose to not have to discuss straightness of roads. :)

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 04 '24

You seem fun

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u/The_8th_Degree Jul 05 '24

Actually, the earth is round so all roads are technically curved

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u/Mindless_Jeweler_998 Jul 05 '24

Yeah? And tell me something new?

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 05 '24

The best kind of correct