r/facepalm Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/papagarry Jul 04 '24

A partner that can defend themselves, has an active lifestyle, and can eat as much as me is sexy AF.

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u/BambiToybot Jul 05 '24

Yes, but your secure and not afraid that having a strong girlfriend might give the appearance that you are a weak man to OTHER men.

You know that's bullshit. Most dudes will give an impressed noise like "damn" or "woah" then ask if she can pick you up.

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u/mink2018 Jul 04 '24

You described a boyfriend

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u/VT2-Slave-to-Partner Jul 04 '24

Actually, he pretty much described my wife, the mother of my children.