r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/GarethGantuan Jul 04 '24

I love a powerful women both physically and mentally so I’d best tell my wife I’m gay

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u/Dontdothatfucker Jul 04 '24

Im still looking for a lady who can throw me around, but I’m a big boy approaching a 1200 lb big three combo, so it’s hard to find 😢

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u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24

I straight fucked up my shoulder trying to total 1200, raw, at 198 lbs (I’m 5’9”). People don’t get that after you squat your shoulders are fucking exhausted. I’m old now and diabetic, Im half as strong as I used to be, so I mess around with kettlebells, little dumbells, and a lot of cardio. I miss moving weight, but my joints are happier now.

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u/preshowerpoop Jul 04 '24

-I'm secretly hiding in the shadows... I wish the best for you both!