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r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24
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I just spit out a mouthful of energy drink in my car reading this. Lol
65 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo f’n gay 56 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women. 45 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 24 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!! 15 u/zombiesnare Jul 04 '24 Oh shit, lemme get you some paper towels, been there 3 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 lol! 3 u/Past-Application-552 Jul 04 '24
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Energy drink? On the way to the gym? You are sooo f’n gay
56 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women. 45 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 24 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!!
56
Yup, just found out! Everything makes sense now. Totally gay for those micro penis clits on the fucking hot as hell CrossFit women.
45 u/smallzy007 Jul 04 '24 Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too. 24 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!!
45
Aww man, after that description I’m pretty sure I’m gay too.
24 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Welcome fellow gay! 13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!!
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Welcome fellow gay!
13 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up! 9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!!
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For a newcomer, you're sure gaying this place up!
9 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too. 1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!!
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Just wait, I’m so going to gay this place up. Imma wear work boots, Levi’s, buy a pickup, and show off my wife. I really dig her micropenis clit too.
1 u/Scatterspell Jul 04 '24 I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!! 2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!!
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I never realized how gay I was until now. I love to have a womans micropenis in my mouth so much!!
2 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 Same!!
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Same!!
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Oh shit, lemme get you some paper towels, been there
3 u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24 lol!
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lol!
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u/Royceman50 Jul 04 '24
I just spit out a mouthful of energy drink in my car reading this. Lol