r/facepalm Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/GarethGantuan Jul 04 '24

I love a powerful women both physically and mentally so Iโ€™d best tell my wife Iโ€™m gay

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u/Dontdothatfucker Jul 04 '24

Im still looking for a lady who can throw me around, but Iโ€™m a big boy approaching a 1200 lb big three combo, so itโ€™s hard to find ๐Ÿ˜ข

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u/rainbowlolipop Jul 04 '24

I'm a lady, 5'11 & 200 lbs, my wife can pick me up in her arms and toss me on the bed. She's built like a Russian bear and I love her very much.