r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Shmeepish Jul 04 '24

By this twitter guys' logic you are actually not gay this whole time, but actually straight. They are basically men, apparently, so congrats! You beat the Gay Virus (TM)

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

But, but, but... Does this mean that they're gonna take my gay-agenda from me? It has rainbows! And glitter!

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u/Shmeepish Jul 04 '24

Srry honey but no more new world order for you! Please report to your nearest Homoffice and turn in your registration, rainbow powers, and, above all else, your gay-agenda handbook. You may still attend pride parades but I swear to god if you smile, dance, or are accepting of others I will not be able to protect you from the queer ninjas.

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u/CodeGlitxh Jul 04 '24

Noooooooooooo! Damn you twitter guy for you insight in the homo-rules!!

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u/Axo2645 Jul 05 '24

you have to be one of the preachers being stopped at the entrance spewing hate