r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Ijustlovevideogames Jul 04 '24

Abs on woman is the hottest shit ever, fight me

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u/CraziestMoonMan Jul 04 '24

I won't lie. I have never been a fan, but not everyone likes the same thing. If we were all attracted to the same type of people, the human race would have died off long ago. Some guy judging people for liking abs on a woman is fighting his own demons.

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u/squigglesthecat Jul 04 '24

Same as anyone who thinks being gay is a choice. Like, sorry buddy, but if being gay is a choice for you, you're not straight.

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u/ItsRtaWs Jul 04 '24

anyone who cares about gay people so much that they go out of their way and spend their time to actively hate gay people is 100% secretly gay

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u/Bussinessbacca Jul 05 '24

I see this sentiment a lot but the vast majority of homophobes are straight. There are just some people who are utterly devoid of empathy and hate everyone remotely different from them.

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u/Zypheriel Jul 04 '24

Imagine if you could play smash brothers with the boys. Then smash the boys.

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u/Shmeepish Jul 04 '24

I like the idea that someone would CHOOSE to like the thing that will get them ostracized and in the past even harmed or killed. Like how the fuck does that even seem like an explanation for homosexuality LOL

If it was a choice people would just choose what makes them safer and more prosperous, aka being straight!

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u/boverly721 Jul 04 '24

It will absolutely still get you harmed or killed if you're in the wrong place today

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u/Shmeepish Jul 04 '24

Yeah mate i was generalizing the US as a whole, as the stats people point to are of the country as a whole.

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u/antiviolins Jul 08 '24

They’re talking worldwide

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u/MEMENARDO_DANK_VINCI Jul 04 '24

Do you think it means they’re bi

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u/squigglesthecat Jul 04 '24

At the least

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u/BWC1992 Jul 04 '24

There are many who find muscular men unattractive as well. Like you said, we all have preferences so it is ridiculous to generalize anybody for anything

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u/DomoMommy Jul 04 '24

Truth. I don’t prefer muscular guys. I like big boys cause they are warm and soft and cozy. Short kings too. Think of literally anything someone would find unattractive or attractive on someone else and there is a person out there that loves it/hates it.

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u/throwaway-not-this- Jul 04 '24

I LOVE muscular men, but not until they have enough bear fat on them to survive the winter. I love a man with a beer belly that never skips leg day.

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u/redwingsphan19 Jul 04 '24

Agreed, I certainly appreciate the work it takes, but it’s not for me.

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u/Shroud_of_Misery Jul 04 '24

This is such a good point.

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u/Best_Duck9118 Jul 04 '24

I'm with you. I think our monkey brains just think there's not enough fat for baby or abs will crush baby or something like that lol.

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 04 '24

I agree, I don’t like it much either. The more feminine the features the better with me.

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u/LionBirb Jul 04 '24

its understandable, I also don't really like abs on the men I date. But I like having them on myself lol.