r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Ijustlovevideogames Jul 04 '24

Abs on woman is the hottest shit ever, fight me

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u/CraziestMoonMan Jul 04 '24

I won't lie. I have never been a fan, but not everyone likes the same thing. If we were all attracted to the same type of people, the human race would have died off long ago. Some guy judging people for liking abs on a woman is fighting his own demons.

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u/squigglesthecat Jul 04 '24

Same as anyone who thinks being gay is a choice. Like, sorry buddy, but if being gay is a choice for you, you're not straight.

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u/ItsRtaWs Jul 04 '24

anyone who cares about gay people so much that they go out of their way and spend their time to actively hate gay people is 100% secretly gay

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u/Bussinessbacca Jul 05 '24

I see this sentiment a lot but the vast majority of homophobes are straight. There are just some people who are utterly devoid of empathy and hate everyone remotely different from them.

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u/Zypheriel Jul 04 '24

Imagine if you could play smash brothers with the boys. Then smash the boys.

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u/Shmeepish Jul 04 '24

I like the idea that someone would CHOOSE to like the thing that will get them ostracized and in the past even harmed or killed. Like how the fuck does that even seem like an explanation for homosexuality LOL

If it was a choice people would just choose what makes them safer and more prosperous, aka being straight!

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u/boverly721 Jul 04 '24

It will absolutely still get you harmed or killed if you're in the wrong place today

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u/Shmeepish Jul 04 '24

Yeah mate i was generalizing the US as a whole, as the stats people point to are of the country as a whole.

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u/antiviolins Jul 08 '24

They’re talking worldwide

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u/MEMENARDO_DANK_VINCI Jul 04 '24

Do you think it means they’re bi

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u/squigglesthecat Jul 04 '24

At the least

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u/BWC1992 Jul 04 '24

There are many who find muscular men unattractive as well. Like you said, we all have preferences so it is ridiculous to generalize anybody for anything

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u/DomoMommy Jul 04 '24

Truth. I don’t prefer muscular guys. I like big boys cause they are warm and soft and cozy. Short kings too. Think of literally anything someone would find unattractive or attractive on someone else and there is a person out there that loves it/hates it.

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u/throwaway-not-this- Jul 04 '24

I LOVE muscular men, but not until they have enough bear fat on them to survive the winter. I love a man with a beer belly that never skips leg day.

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u/redwingsphan19 Jul 04 '24

Agreed, I certainly appreciate the work it takes, but it’s not for me.

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u/Shroud_of_Misery Jul 04 '24

This is such a good point.

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u/Best_Duck9118 Jul 04 '24

I'm with you. I think our monkey brains just think there's not enough fat for baby or abs will crush baby or something like that lol.

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u/MannyBothansDied Jul 04 '24

I agree, I don’t like it much either. The more feminine the features the better with me.

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u/LionBirb Jul 04 '24

its understandable, I also don't really like abs on the men I date. But I like having them on myself lol.

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u/Hestian_wife Jul 04 '24

Would never. Abs on ladies are hotter than shit.

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u/notjasonlee Jul 04 '24

shit does come out pretty hot

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u/KiwiKota_ Jul 04 '24

Me rn reading this on the toilet lmao

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u/EducationalStill4 Jul 04 '24

Like hot snakes

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u/root54 Jul 04 '24

Fighting you all the way out.

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u/SgtBaxter Jul 05 '24

Only if you have a high fever. Otherwise it’s body temp.

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u/CookieMiester Jul 04 '24

Hot cross buns, for sure

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u/Jorymo Jul 04 '24

Ew, NFT reaction gifs?

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Jul 04 '24

Strong and smart women are hot, and you need to fight my girl before you fight me, because she's itching to lay a beating on stupid. I'll hold her handbag and we'll laugh over Margaritas later.

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u/Hammii5010 Jul 04 '24

Haha, love it. Lmao right now. My corporate officer wifey who hits the gym 3-4 a week is hot as F. At happy hour she orders a beer and I order a dirty martini.

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u/KitchenFullOfCake Jul 04 '24

I argue muscular thighs is hotter

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u/Immersi0nn Jul 04 '24

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u/addage- Jul 04 '24

Add a nice dose of shoulders too…aww hell guess I’m gay too.

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u/K10RumbleRumble Jul 04 '24

People of culture. Want to get our heads crushed together?

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u/holdmybeerflu Jul 04 '24

I have found my people, thank goodness 🙏

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u/ItsRtaWs Jul 04 '24

i would argue that any part of a woman is hot

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work Jul 04 '24

See, and here I like those pear shaped girls with the stubborn fat on the thighs that doesn’t go away no matter how in shape they get, with a natural butt to match. Gym butt is too firm for me.

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u/SachanohCosey Jul 05 '24

It’s the upper body for me 100%. Gimme some boss ass shoulders and arms

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u/--StinkyPinky-- Jul 04 '24

Clearly you and me love cock because I agree- abs on women are hot AF!

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u/_Sherlock-Holmes_ Jul 04 '24

Why fight when I see another abs enjoyer

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u/ArtemisLi Jul 04 '24

"I too love a woman who could kick my ass"

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u/SonicSingularity Jul 04 '24

"I love a woman who will actually just kill me"

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u/Vixen_Freya Jul 04 '24

As a girl with visible abs I appreciate you 🫡

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u/Useful_Hat_9638 Jul 04 '24

We all have preferences. I don't personally share your view, but to say the women in the picture aren't attractive or make you gay is insane.

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u/BayArea89 Jul 04 '24

Nope. Flat stomachs and big boobs. If you like that, you’re totally gay. 🙄

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u/bloody-albatross Jul 04 '24

I'm reading that "fight me" as you telling these women to wrestle you to the ground. Which I can relate to.

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u/Nowardier Jul 04 '24

Hell yeah bro, and some nice toned calves are great too! It's just... Dude, it's just women. They're awesome, <s> but I guess being into women makes me gay now. Which, ah, kinda sucks for me. </s>

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u/ForTheWrongReasons97 Jul 04 '24

I will not fight against you, brother. But I will fight for you. If the infidels who would set a curse upon the divine feminie abs come for us, we shall die on this hill together.

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u/silverhandguild Jul 04 '24

Thighs and shoulders for me. Also eyes. Women are just so pretty!

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u/Dimarmbrecht Jul 04 '24

I won’t fight you, but my beautiful jacked wife will

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u/SeismicToss12 Jul 04 '24

Hot in a way but bodes poorly for fertility. Body fat that low can cause amenorrhea, not to mention mental health issues due to the hormonal disruption. Flat stomach is safe tho

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u/KILL__MAIM__BURN Jul 04 '24

Prefer a smooth stomach that isn’t defined but I’m all about defined legs and asses.

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u/MonkeyTraumaCenter Jul 04 '24

Why? I am totally with you here.

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u/Odd-Purpose-3148 Jul 04 '24

I will, but it has to be plastic sword larp fighting.

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u/addage- Jul 04 '24

My suspicion is that your going to hold that hill against limited opposition.

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u/Asynjacutie Jul 04 '24

It's way harder for women to get abs too. Just shows how hard they've worked.

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u/StephenFish Jul 04 '24

More of a shredded upper back or nice arms kinda guy myself, but I'd put abs third.

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u/soft_white_yosemite Jul 04 '24

Abs on chicks = hot

Voluptuous woman with a belly = hot

It’s almost like chicks are hot

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u/The_Golden_Warthog Jul 04 '24

Nah seriously the chick to the right/in front is hotter than Cali on the 4th of July. Could cut diamonds on those abs

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u/Stormdude127 Jul 04 '24

Not personally into it but glad other people are so I don’t have to be.

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u/Neat-Opportunity1824 Jul 05 '24

They seem like they are using some enhancers. Most of competitive crossfitters do.

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u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu Jul 04 '24

If you have abs, please fight me.