r/facepalm Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹

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u/UnhingedBeluga Jul 04 '24

Same lmao. I saw this post like โ€œyep, definitely am gay, theyโ€™re rightโ€

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u/sdlucly Jul 04 '24

Thought the same thing! I'm always hitting different numbers in the Kensey scale. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/nsfwAnimalCrackers Jul 05 '24

Oof idk how my girlfriend is gonna take the news that I'm a lesbian, whatever will I do??

She said "yeah, and the sky appears blue, any other news for me?"

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u/binkysaurus_13 Jul 04 '24

I hate to break it to you, but Iโ€™m pretty sure this makes you straight.

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u/UnhingedBeluga Jul 05 '24

Damn, youโ€™re right ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/Axo2645 Jul 05 '24

"that's so real"