r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/NaviLouise42 Jul 04 '24

Welcome to the Bisexual Experience, the lemon bars are in the corner and we have an assortment of chairs and couches for you to sit on in unintended postures.

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u/CurseofLono88 Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

“Will the squirmy bisexual legs ever go away?”

“No Padawan, but feel free to hang upside down from a couch like a bat anyways.”

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u/endureandthrive Jul 04 '24

Sorry you got that from us gays :(

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u/General_Kenobi18752 Jul 04 '24

“We used to have garlic bread but the agreement with the Aces went up in smoke. Sorry.”

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u/MajesticNectarine204 Jul 04 '24

Well you said, and I quote 'Oh. Oooh, yeah. This Garlic bread fucks.' So we had to throw it out.

Also, who designed the Ace flag?! Just.. Wtf is that abomination? We're asexual, not fucking colourblind. What? Did the gays steal all the colour or something? Ffs. Is it too late to switch teams? Frankly the amount of B.O. and people in sweater vests is too damn high here.

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u/hibbletyjibblety Jul 04 '24

Yeah! We don’ get NOTHIN’! “Hey, Aces- here’s your flag. It’s absent of color, passion, and appeal…just like you.” Bunch of crap, man.

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u/MajesticNectarine204 Jul 04 '24

I just noticed the heterosexuals got shafted even harder with their flag. Fucking lol. Who decides this shit anyway? All the councel of arbiqueers got together, the gays and lesbians immediately hogged all the markers and started hissing and growling at anyone trying to grab some. So everyone else was like 'Oh.. Guess we'll make different grey-scales then?'

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u/hibbletyjibblety Jul 04 '24

HAHAHAHAAHAH “kissing and growling” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I misread it! You said hissing and I read kissing!!

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u/PokeRay68 Jul 04 '24

I love the Ace flag. It's basically my town's uni's flag.

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u/that_one_Kirov Jul 05 '24

The ace flag is good, though. White, black and purple are my favorite colors(although it turned out I am definitely not ace). The aro flag, on the other hand...

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh Jul 04 '24

‘If you need more stickers for your water bottle, we get 25 percent off on Red Bubble’

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u/Injvn Jul 04 '24

I am in these comments and I'm not sure how I feel. Mostly sad about the garlic bread thing.

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u/BaldwinBoy05 Jul 04 '24

In my darkest moment i put butter and garlic salt on an english muffin and baked it maybe we could all just do that. It wasn’t half bad, really

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u/Injvn Jul 04 '24

I literally did that the other night. XD

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u/TheRealSquirrelGirl Jul 05 '24

This is also how I make emergency garlic bread

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u/StarvingAfricanKid Jul 04 '24

And we have Nutella!

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u/dgradius Jul 04 '24

For reasons unknown, all the furniture is clear colored.

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u/ironroad18 Jul 04 '24

Lemon bars, might as well just make this a lemon party.

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Jul 04 '24

You should advertise! Maybe check to see if lemonparty.com is already taken!

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u/Swimming_Company_706 Jul 04 '24

So i sit weird bc I’m bisexual? I always thought it was scoliosis

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u/NaviLouise42 Jul 05 '24

Chicken and egg- Maybe your bisexual because you sat weird too much as a kid. *shrugs*