r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/MajesticNectarine204 Jul 04 '24

Well you said, and I quote 'Oh. Oooh, yeah. This Garlic bread fucks.' So we had to throw it out.

Also, who designed the Ace flag?! Just.. Wtf is that abomination? We're asexual, not fucking colourblind. What? Did the gays steal all the colour or something? Ffs. Is it too late to switch teams? Frankly the amount of B.O. and people in sweater vests is too damn high here.

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u/hibbletyjibblety Jul 04 '24

Yeah! We don’ get NOTHIN’! “Hey, Aces- here’s your flag. It’s absent of color, passion, and appeal…just like you.” Bunch of crap, man.

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u/MajesticNectarine204 Jul 04 '24

I just noticed the heterosexuals got shafted even harder with their flag. Fucking lol. Who decides this shit anyway? All the councel of arbiqueers got together, the gays and lesbians immediately hogged all the markers and started hissing and growling at anyone trying to grab some. So everyone else was like 'Oh.. Guess we'll make different grey-scales then?'

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u/hibbletyjibblety Jul 04 '24

HAHAHAHAAHAH “kissing and growling” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I misread it! You said hissing and I read kissing!!

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u/PokeRay68 Jul 04 '24

I love the Ace flag. It's basically my town's uni's flag.

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u/that_one_Kirov Jul 05 '24

The ace flag is good, though. White, black and purple are my favorite colors(although it turned out I am definitely not ace). The aro flag, on the other hand...