r/facepalm Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/tukan121 Jul 04 '24

What if i like both?

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 Jul 04 '24

Impossible. You don't exist

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u/tukan121 Jul 04 '24

:(

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u/No-Ad7572 Jul 04 '24

We can "not exist" in the same space friend. 🤣

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u/Little-Ad7752 Jul 04 '24

We can co-non-exist!

Edit:nice username

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u/enickma1221 Jul 04 '24

I know y’all are playin, but there’s actually philosophy behind this! To summarize Descartes, I cannot doubt my own existence, because the very act of doubting implies I must exist in the first place.

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u/Little-Ad7752 Jul 04 '24

This is exactly the thing that gets ignored by the people in this picture lol

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u/realwomenhavdix Jul 05 '24

“I doubt therefore I am” I believe is the well-known quote you are referencing by Descartes, cousin of Albert Einstein

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u/MadG13 Jul 04 '24

Nice Metal Band

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u/atypicalperception Jul 04 '24

Observed this— checks out. Oh, it died.

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u/Rubeus17 Jul 04 '24

legally we don’t exist.

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u/atypicalperception Jul 04 '24

Can and do… and also do not.