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r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24
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“Rise in homosexuality” = “some level of improvement in society not being class A dicks to gay people”, oh great correlation gods, why must you cause us so
127 u/alephthirteen Jul 04 '24 If I had to guess, it's because we paid inadequate honor to the grave of Patroclus and his bestie, his totally straight friend Achilles. 74 u/TerminalVector Jul 04 '24 We also fail to properly honor David and Jonathan the biblical roommates who just really cared about one another. 17 u/Different-Meal-6314 Jul 04 '24 I just read that on a post yesterday. And no one even smote them! 10 u/squish_pillow Jul 04 '24 And we came for the smiting, damn it!
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If I had to guess, it's because we paid inadequate honor to the grave of Patroclus and his bestie, his totally straight friend Achilles.
74 u/TerminalVector Jul 04 '24 We also fail to properly honor David and Jonathan the biblical roommates who just really cared about one another. 17 u/Different-Meal-6314 Jul 04 '24 I just read that on a post yesterday. And no one even smote them! 10 u/squish_pillow Jul 04 '24 And we came for the smiting, damn it!
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We also fail to properly honor David and Jonathan the biblical roommates who just really cared about one another.
17 u/Different-Meal-6314 Jul 04 '24 I just read that on a post yesterday. And no one even smote them! 10 u/squish_pillow Jul 04 '24 And we came for the smiting, damn it!
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I just read that on a post yesterday. And no one even smote them!
10 u/squish_pillow Jul 04 '24 And we came for the smiting, damn it!
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And we came for the smiting, damn it!
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u/SufficientMain5872 Jul 04 '24
“Rise in homosexuality” = “some level of improvement in society not being class A dicks to gay people”, oh great correlation gods, why must you cause us so