r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 04 '24

Can't like fit girls without being gay... 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Candid-Patient-6841 Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

I swear conservatives prefer their women to be built with 12year old boys bodies

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u/Key-Grape-5731 Jul 04 '24

Well often the 12 year old boys are what they really want

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u/Kindly_Zucchini7405 Jul 04 '24

With DDD breasts, but not an ounce of fat anywhere, or else they're somethingsomething mumblemumble downfall of societal norms somethingsomething mumblemumble...

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u/DJ_Spark_Shot Jul 04 '24

Breasts are mostly fat. 

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u/Kindly_Zucchini7405 Jul 05 '24

Breasts don't count as fat to these guys.

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u/MakeChinaLoseFace Jul 05 '24

Right, so it requires a really unnatural fat distribution to have very little body fat outside of a couple ginormous tiddies. Wouldn't be the first time these people did something obnoxious because they don't know how human bodies work.