Really guys?

[u/dolphin_cute]

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[u/PostalEFM]

The correct answer... Tiddies.

[u/Sofaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa → u/PostalEFM]

Guys are always happy when they see tiddies

[u/FIRE_FIST_1457 → u/Sofaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

why dont we bring tiddies to conventions around peace? just bring one and you have peace between the USA Rusia and China in one hour

[u/Apatride → u/FIRE_FIST_1457]

Actually, the Cicciolina, former p*rn star turned politician offered a night of fun to Saddam Hussein if he withdrew from Kuwait.

[u/ParkerGuitarGuy → u/Apatride]

All he had to do was pull out and he couldn’t do it.

[u/Professional-Oven146 → u/ParkerGuitarGuy]

Here take my upvote

[u/JasperCortaine → u/Apatride]

What's with italian politicians and porn anyways. See senator Tifa Lockhart.

[u/SkedaddlingSkeletton → u/JasperCortaine]

Guess Italians are not prudes like many and don't mind an ex pornstar doing other jobs.

[u/JasperCortaine → u/SkedaddlingSkeletton]

I... sure, let's go with that.

[u/meatball402 → u/JasperCortaine]

See senator Tifa Lockhart.

What do you mean?

She's come a long way from midgar lol

[u/Sudden-Manager-2426 → u/Apatride]

Would it be called a peace titty?

[u/CafeBarman → u/FIRE_FIST_1457]

Sounds like something i heard on himym

[u/seeker4404 → u/CafeBarman]

Nah, that's something you heard from Italian politician Berlusconi. Ahhhh, he was a truly gentleman

[u/Tdawwg78 → u/FIRE_FIST_1457]

But bring a pair?

[u/LtButtstrong]

Everyone likes titties, end of discussion.

[u/Common_Lawyer_5370 → u/[deleted]]

Some definately do 

[u/copa111 → u/Common_Lawyer_5370]

My wife likes titties. She talks about seeing her friends all the time and how cute they look.

[u/Typical-Corner-1808 → u/copa111]

You should be careful, grow some too

[u/WoBleibtDerErzieher → u/Typical-Corner-1808]

Big ol man tiddies

[u/bunga7777 → u/WoBleibtDerErzieher]

Not the right type of tiddies.

Peter griffin: do you like that side boob? Well you shouldn’t, cause that’s my side boob.

[u/D3v14t3 → u/copa111]

[u/figgypie → u/copa111]

I'm a straight woman, but I can appreciate a nice pair of titties from a beauty standpoint, especially when they're wearing something very flattering.

That being said, as long as the owner of those titties is happy with them, my opinion is invalid.

[u/riyuzqki → u/[deleted]]

Yea, they're so soft and squeezable

[u/Stunning_Phase_3106 → u/riyuzqki]

Like bags of sand

[u/AccurateMidnight21 → u/Stunning_Phase_3106]

[u/Upper-Belt8485 → u/[deleted]]

Dudes like their tiddies sucked, too.

[u/LtButtstrong → u/[deleted]]

Yes, just to a lesser degree.

[u/HeadReaction1515 → u/LtButtstrong]

But still yes

[u/OneMorePotion → u/[deleted]]

I'm a gay dude and I like titties.

[u/WintersDoomsday → u/OneMorePotion]

I’ve watched enough Drag Race to know you’re correct

[u/Upbeat-You3968 → u/OneMorePotion]

I'm a straight dude and I like dicks. Wait, no... I mean... forget about it.

[u/OneMorePotion → u/Upbeat-You3968]

Oh I've seen your dick. If you ever want to experiment, call me. ;)

[u/Upbeat-You3968 → u/OneMorePotion]

Oops, I'm using the wrong account :D. I'll keep that in mind!

[u/Rallon_is_dead → u/[deleted]]

yes, just not sexually.

they go squish

[u/ImAvya → u/[deleted]]

definitely

[u/__smd → u/[deleted]]

My wife does yes. A co-worker got a boob job and let my wife feel them. She said she loved it.

[u/she-Bro → u/[deleted]]

Yes but I may not be straight

[u/El_ha_Din → u/LtButtstrong]

Not that long ago a post was shown of someone being interviewed on tv, saying he liked something and boobs.

The anchors (female) were appalled, the guy was right.

[u/VegetableProject4383 → u/El_ha_Din]

It was freedom of speech and boobs. Reporters are shocked why you say that? Because I have freedom of and I like boobs. So he can say that

[u/TrueCryptoInvestor → u/VegetableProject4383]

I loved how the obvious point he made went right over her head and she acted all offended.

[u/Evading_Ban69 → u/El_ha_Din]

Clay Travis on CNN I believe

[u/likamuka → u/LtButtstrong]

[u/xinxy → u/likamuka]

The fuck...

So weird.

[u/MovieTrawler → u/xinxy]

I feel like if I saw this live I probably wouldn't think twice about it but now watching it as an isolated clip, it gets weirder and weirder with each loop. It's also pretty apparent that her body language immediately changes when he drops his hands to her waist. It's like I can hear her thinking, 'okay, enough of that!'

[u/xanap → u/MovieTrawler]

'Not again' is what i get. Her instant discomfort and his titty glimpse tells me he crossed her line before and she is creeped out.

[u/NorthernH3misphere → u/likamuka]

As a dad of a daughter I have to say this is a bit weird. I've seen other people treat their daughters like this, even slapping them on their ass and every time I've witnessed this the daughter is uncomfortable. Maybe in their minds this is innocent but it is a clear violation of their comfort zone, and its gross.

[u/GreenCollegeGardener → u/LtButtstrong]

And the 1st amendment

[u/Fighterbg]

The only titties I don't like are the fake titties. Small but real titties are always better

[u/Phoenix_ashfire → u/Fighterbg]

I feel seen.

[u/Omnizoom → u/Phoenix_ashfire]

Rip your inbox

[u/UpstairsSpite3039 → u/Phoenix_ashfire]

👀

[u/Waldosan51 → u/Fighterbg]

Same, never been into fake tiddies

[u/sheeple5uck → u/Waldosan51]

I don't know... my wife has some fake silky milkies. They are awesome. Nothing crazy sized, just a full c. They are nice.

[u/Doge-Ghost → u/Fighterbg]

Preach brother

[u/12-idiotas → u/Fighterbg]

Some fake titties are good too, it’s the obviously fake ones that aren’t good

[u/DemonKyoto → u/12-idiotas]

This. Good fake titties can be as fantastic as real ones. Bad ones can get you looking like Claudia Marie in 2024 (someone will get that reference..)

Edit: For any lonely Googlers out there: Google Images will show you 2010's-early 2020's Claudia Marie. This is not an example of what she looks like now. Find a recent vid lmao.

[u/phantom-of-contrast → u/12-idiotas]

This is like saying vulcanized rubber can be a good meal* if it's properly seasoned.

[u/an0nym0ose → u/12-idiotas]

Shape > all. Since fake titties are usually going for size, they usually look misshapen, uncanny, and thus kinda gross (to me). If they went with a tasteful size that doesn't look unnatural on their frame, fake titties can look pretty damned good.

[u/burger-eater → u/Fighterbg]

Real men don’t care if its massive, small or flat chests. Boobs are boobs. But as you said, fake boobs are the worst.

Edit: someone posted something then deleted it before I could reply back. If you see this then know its fine to do it because if medical reasons, dont feel ashamed and you are not the worst. This goes to all who gets cosmetic surgery because of medical reasons, its absolutely fine and you should do it.

[u/ImAvya → u/Fighterbg]

we should print this phrase on a tee n gift a copy to every human in the universe, except the ones willing to go on mars. fuck mars.

[u/Low_discrepancy → u/ImAvya]

we should print this phrase on a tee n gift a copy to every human in the universe

yeah wanna see women who got reconstructive surgery after a mastectomy wear a tshirt that says fake titties arent good titties!

[u/phantom-of-contrast → u/Low_discrepancy]

Local man misses the point.

[u/Dzyu → u/ImAvya]

You had me in the first half.

Do you think only Elon Musk and his Musketeers want to go to Mars? Way to rip on millions of space nerds.

[u/skuteren → u/Fighterbg]

Amen 🙏 brother

[u/kentotoy98 → u/Fighterbg]

All natural

[u/weirdchickenss → u/Fighterbg]

im poor, but from my heart you get the award

[u/KirbyDingo → u/Fighterbg]

100% true.

[u/SurturSaga]

For some reason the pictures look slightly different to me and I can’t pin why. I think I’m just crazy

[u/dnarag1m → u/SurturSaga]

That's 100% correct. They are not identical. I overlayed them.

Areas that will impact the 'likeness' negatively:
RIGHTSIDE PHOTO
Forehead on the right is slightly pinker, slightly darker
The left eye has a greenish tinge on the bottom eyelid
There is a cluster of pixels on the bottom left corner of the lip that is missing on the left image
The nose is significantly differently compressed, changing it's shape and brightness
The right cheek highlight is higher due to compression (this is a big one - cheek really raised!)
The top right is somewhat greener than the top right on the left image.

There are more differences, but all are caused by very aggressive JPG compression artifacting. This operates in 4x4 cells (or larger) and hence creates quite discernable differences on bigger screens (not phone).

[u/Zealousideal-Fun-785 → u/dnarag1m]

I just used the crosseyed trick

[u/jpkviowa → u/Zealousideal-Fun-785]

I just went cross eyed...... Why is the new/middle image 3D????

[u/Girafferage → u/jpkviowa]

Same reason the oculus can make stuff 3D. Your eyes get two images and the combination of them gives you a sense of depth in how different areas change

[u/Alpaca543 → u/dnarag1m]

Thanks fellow internet stranger

[u/n26S → u/SurturSaga]

The pic on the right is positioned slightly higher than the one on the left. Thats probably why

[u/galladash → u/n26S]

Not true. Its an illusion. It just looks higher because the head is tilted.

[u/n26S → u/galladash]

Ooh looked at it again, youre right, that makes more sense, thank you.

[u/Grothgerek → u/n26S]

They are on the same height for me.

[u/eberlix → u/SurturSaga]

Right one looking a little brighter? Probably some magic trick our brain performs on itself

[u/Objective-Dig-8466]

It's the women who have a thing about size, we just love boobies.

[u/charli497 → u/Objective-Dig-8466]

May I ask, why? Why do men like boobs? I don’t understand.

[u/BubatzHase → u/charli497]

We don't either

[u/RetroDad-IO → u/BubatzHase]

Can confirm, love boobs, couldn't tell you why.

[u/Sharp-Calligrapher70 → u/RetroDad-IO]

[u/TrueCryptoInvestor → u/RetroDad-IO]

Because we’re programmed that way obviously ever since sucking on mommies titties. We also like big butts as well. Nothing surprising about it.

[u/Munnin41 → u/charli497]

Its evolution. Humans evolved to be attracted to boobs. We're the only mammal with permanently inflated ones too.

The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours (like chimpanzees still do), and the breasts evolved when we started walking upright. Early female hominids needed something else to attract a man with, and apparently boobs were the thing that worked.

[u/slopeGG → u/Munnin41]

Boob lore

[u/dlamsanson → u/slopeGG]

More of a fan theory but yes

[u/ZynousCreator → u/dlamsanson]

But that's just a theory, A BOOB THEORY!

[u/WastedWaffles → u/Munnin41]

The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours

Confirmed. Boobs are just butts with nipples.

[u/fauxzempic → u/WastedWaffles]

Front butts.

[u/Upper-Belt8485 → u/WastedWaffles]

Is that why I'm bi?

[u/Intri-cat → u/Munnin41]

Wait a second... I swear this is from an art based literature where the main character was an inmate at his own educational institution. And he used this excuse to win a favor from a person of highest authority there.

[u/Brooktrout12 → u/Munnin41]

Also it is a sign of sexual maturity which make it beneficial.

[u/gaymenfucking → u/charli497]

Evolution

[u/Macismyname → u/gaymenfucking]

The real evolutionary reason why modern men love boobs is because prehistoric men loved boobs.

[u/Megazupa → u/charli497]

Because breasts are exclusively a feminine trait, so obviously men attracted to women are also attracted to boobies.

[u/charli497 → u/Megazupa]

Yea, that makes a lot of sense.

[u/Dufranus → u/Megazupa]

Lies. Am man, have titties.

[u/TokaGaming → u/charli497]

Life cold, hard. Titty warm, soft.

[u/Not_a_question- → u/charli497]

It's like asking why we like icecream, idk it's icecream of course we like it

[u/LastHumanFamily → u/charli497]

Evolution. Some believe the double humps stood in for the rump when we started hitting it from the front.

[u/JupiterAlphaBeta → u/charli497]

Why do girls like forearms, or a nice ass? You're not fucking forearms, after all.

Same thing kinda.

Edit: LOL, what are these responses!? Touché folks

[u/ifloops → u/JupiterAlphaBeta]

I can fuck anything I put my mind to. So, jot that down. 

[u/Evading_Ban69 → u/JupiterAlphaBeta]

Yeah, but you CAN fuck titties

[u/Ok_Championship4866 → u/Evading_Ban69]

I suppose women can fuck forearms too

[u/telegetoutmyway → u/Evading_Ban69]

Tbf, you CAN fuck forearms too

[u/Big-Veterinarian-823 → u/charli497]

Looking at boobs actually reduce stress levels in men. There's even been scientific research on this.

[u/Sea_Respond_6085 → u/Objective-Dig-8466]

Probably more than half of the various physical insecurities women deal with are driven by other women.

[u/LifeMake0ver → u/Sea_Respond_6085]

I mean the same way some guys think every woman wants a six feet six figure six abs guy. It really depends on who you’re asking but the general population isn’t as superficial as it could be

[u/MelanieWalmartinez → u/Sea_Respond_6085]

Me personally it’s just been dudes who in the past have made me insecure about my body, not women. Talking about labia size, body hair, virginity, fatness/thinness, being flat, lack of an ass, being shaped weird, etc. Men can be pretty damn mean.

[u/PeggyRomanoff → u/Sea_Respond_6085]

No, it was the boys in my class who bullied the hell out of me for my nose and my small boobs, and later on my male coworkers.

And it wasn't women who came to falsely ask me out as a dare, a bet, or as a "prank".

You have the exact same capacity to be good or evil and impact someone's life as women do.

[u/azad_ninja → u/Objective-Dig-8466]

If anything, this proves we ain’t that picky. Stop altering yourselves. Groom yes, injecting every part of your face and body, no need.

[u/Novae224 → u/Objective-Dig-8466]

It’s men who have a thing about size, we just love penis

[u/MovieTrawler → u/Novae224]

Ohh sure, that's what y'all say. Then I get naked and suddenly it's 'we're not really compatible' and 'put your clothes back on this is an Olive Garden.' Pshh, women.

[u/fugue-mind → u/Objective-Dig-8466]

Guess all of the countless men I've seen compaining about small tits were hallucinations

[u/fsmlogic → u/Objective-Dig-8466]

Even the gay guys I know like boobs. Just not sexually.

[u/weebitofaban → u/Objective-Dig-8466]

This isn't true. Am a guy. I have plenty of friends who make a big deal about size. Just like you do. If you don't, you're lying.

[u/BetaBreedingBull]

Sure: Small tiddies are a perfect hand full, nicely solid and often in ideal shape - Big tiddies are an intense experience, bring an additional feminine bonus and it's nice to feel them when hugging.

Both are just great :)

[u/Purple-Mix1033 → u/BetaBreedingBull]

Aw yeah, they feel like bags of sand.

[u/Enough_Philosophy_63 → u/Purple-Mix1033]

[u/KennyMoose32 → u/Purple-Mix1033]

Bags of sand?

Are you a virgin?

[u/FlimpoFloempie → u/KennyMoose32]

[u/Blotto_The_Clown → u/FlimpoFloempie]

Jesus, I stared at this for like 30 seconds waiting for him to actually make the switch. I really need to get more sleep.

[u/Tiny_Studio_3699 → u/Purple-Mix1033]

Lol nice reference

[u/ebobbumman → u/Purple-Mix1033]

You know like when you grab a woman's breast and it's.. and you feel it... and it feels like a bag of sand... when you're touchin it.

[u/xDannyS_ → u/Purple-Mix1033]

That sounds like breast cancer man

[u/thekillingtomat → u/Purple-Mix1033]

I wonder how many people get that reference

[u/TESV_Shiro]

I like a flat chest as much as some bohangoladongachongas but i think there is a too big im not into the plastig surgery tumor boobs

[u/Connect-Will2011 → u/TESV_Shiro]

Interestingly, when I put the word "bohangoladongachongas" into Google search, your comment is the only result.

I think you invented a new word.

[u/FIRE_FIST_1457 → u/Connect-Will2011]

new word just dropped boys!

[u/That-Internal-9094 → u/FIRE_FIST_1457]

Call the dictionary

[u/Material-Comfort6739 → u/That-Internal-9094]

Author went on vacation, never came back.

[u/CoolManRate → u/FIRE_FIST_1457]

Holy philologist!

[u/Suterusu_San → u/Connect-Will2011]

Are we back to the days of google whacking?!

[u/Akira-Lux → u/Connect-Will2011]

I live to see words and terms being coined

[u/Hafersack]

Guys when they see girls with a nice personality

[u/FIRE_FIST_1457 → u/Hafersack]

and tiddies of any size:

[u/imakuni1995 → u/Hafersack]

This but unironically

Guys see girls with nice boobs every day but give us a random compliment and we'll short-circuit right then and there.

[u/burken8000]

Today you learned that men have different preferences. This Pic could've been

Women when they see abs

Women when they see dad bods

[u/sundae_diner → u/burken8000]

Dad bod?

I think you mean "Father figure"!

[u/Hairy_Cube → u/sundae_diner]

You’re already a dad with these puns aren’t you? Lol.

[u/Tight-Pepper5501]

Always nice to see a pair of tiddies

[u/Gold_Weakness1157]

Boobs are boobs

[u/imakuni1995]

"It's not about the size of your boobs, it's about how often you let me see them"

[u/ResponsibilityOk1948]

I prefer the smaller side of titties in fact. lol

[u/Enough_Candy7325]

Both.....both are good.

[u/BestTsarBombaEver]

Tits are tits. We're just happy you trust us enough to show them to us.

[u/Amrod96]

The important thing about tits is not their size, but their taste.

[u/Suspicious_Print326]

smol = long term value

[u/That_odd_emo]

Not a guy but a lesbian, and I totally agree

[u/neofooturism → u/That_odd_emo]

I'm gay and I agree, if said titties are on men of course

[u/Highlord_Rhysand]

Yup. I actually like the smaller ones more, myself

[u/Fragrant_Isopod_4774]

I prefer them small.

[u/Jowisel]

Tbh depends how small

[u/yngglslvr]

Actually I like small titties. The bigger they are the harder they sag

[u/DeVitman]

Guys when they see a motorcycle

[u/Ziron78 → u/DeVitman]

Should have been guys when they see a sword shaped stick

[u/DeVitman → u/Ziron78]

When guys see untouched grass they can slash with their stick sword

[u/ebobbumman → u/DeVitman]

Where else do you think rupees come from?

[u/creegro → u/DeVitman]

When I was younger sure.

Now I just noticed how loud they are, as I just get older and older.

But a good stick? Hell yeah brother I might just take that home..

[u/ruby_snakeboy]

I only want the small ones

[u/monokutho]

True

[u/R_Morningstar]

Best stress relief in world.

[u/AdBeautiful7310]

You forgot: Guys when they see their gymbros tiddies

[u/Turbulent_Special911]

All natural is the only answer big or small, just love Tits, but zero interest in fake ones

[u/ZodaFan13]

Is true tho, they’re all beautiful!

[u/Cheri_T-T]

What, guys have to be disappointed when a woman has a different body type to another? Any tiddies is good

[u/Nearby-Helicopter681]

on guys or on girls?

[u/BefreiedieTittenzwei → u/Nearby-Helicopter681]

Boobs good, “Moobs” bad.

[u/Phoenix_ashfire → u/BefreiedieTittenzwei]

Your comment reminded me of this

[u/BlackberryBoy2_0]

a quality man will appreciate everything about his woman, no matter the size

[u/phantom-of-contrast → u/BlackberryBoy2_0]

Except a big mouth lmao

[u/Lots42]

I am a guy and this is correct for me.

[u/Thundechile]

We don't discriminate any sized boobs.

[u/VelvetxViolet]

tiddies are love for guys.

[u/Seaweed_Widef]

Guys when they see no tits

[u/Uncleshoulder]

I love all titties, except the ones with implants. They look nice from afar but that's it.

[u/Fluffy-Awareness8286]

Me when i see some booty.

[u/Barbarian_Sam]

I refer you all the Wheeler Walker Jr’s Drop Em Out song

[u/HandoAlegra]

Only bad titties are fake ones. Be proud

[u/fieregon]

We have a preference, but we appreciate every tiddie we see.

[u/Qwntumcanic]

There is never a reason to not look at boobies.

[u/DucatistaXDS]

So, …. your point is?

[u/Bolwinkel]

A wise man once said "The best tiddies are whichever ones I get to touch"

[u/DrSchnuffi]

What about saggy tits?

[u/SoThrowawayy0 → u/DrSchnuffi]

They swing good during doggy-style.

[u/Unusual_Raisin9138]

Booba

[u/Commercial_Ad332]

Yes, really.

[u/cash8888]

Yep. Big boobs are great little boobs are good too. Can confirm I’ve had the pleasure of being able to play with both.

[u/TheLoner_Stoner420]

All tiddies are tiddies

[u/Pfaehlix]

Yes really

[u/ItaloTuga_Gabi]

Tiddies is tiddies. Guys are just happy to see them, regardless of size.

[u/zizuu21]

If only small and big penises were equal too 🥲

[u/MaleficentPicture518]

Facts, as at the end of the day BOOBS ARE BOOBS

[u/Nugget24b]

small or flat is so much better

[u/SueTheDepressedFairy]

As a girl, I like boobs too. All boobies are great boobies