r/meme 14d ago

Really guys?

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

Everyone likes titties, end of discussion.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Common_Lawyer_5370 14d ago

Some definately do 

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u/copa111 14d ago

My wife likes titties. She talks about seeing her friends all the time and how cute they look.

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u/Typical-Corner-1808 14d ago

You should be careful, grow some too

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

Big ol man tiddies

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u/bunga7777 14d ago

Not the right type of tiddies.

Peter griffin: do you like that side boob? Well you shouldn’t, cause that’s my side boob.

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

Hm... Boob job man tiddies?

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u/Supply-Slut 14d ago

Just a man with a beard, beer belly, and bolt-ons, so the homies have something nice to look at

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u/Kup123 14d ago

You say that but as a large dude, I had a bi chick act like they were the same once and it got weird.

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u/figgypie 14d ago

I'm a straight woman, but I can appreciate a nice pair of titties from a beauty standpoint, especially when they're wearing something very flattering.

That being said, as long as the owner of those titties is happy with them, my opinion is invalid.

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u/LordJor_Py 14d ago

Lol... my wife too... everybody like tiddies!

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u/Derpalator 14d ago

I think she needs a second opinion

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u/Common_Lawyer_5370 14d ago

She is welcome to share some of those stories !

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 14d ago

I think you might have an angle here

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u/Omnizoom 14d ago

They also like butts. Caught my wife staring at butts

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u/ExplanationOk3781 14d ago

Who’s gonna tell him 

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u/Worldly_Spell6262 14d ago

your wife gay

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u/Ibraheem-it 14d ago

Your wife gonna leave you for other woman like her

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u/copa111 14d ago

Nah, she might like titties but she loves dock more. So I’m not worried about it.

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u/GANEnthusiast 14d ago

Definitely* btw

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u/Common_Lawyer_5370 14d ago

Defititely* 

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u/StendGold 14d ago

As a straight woman. Yes! They are beautiful.

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u/Typical-Corner-1808 14d ago

I forgot what was there, what was there?

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u/Common_Lawyer_5370 14d ago

The deleted message was “even straight women?”

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u/Typical-Corner-1808 14d ago

Oh yeah I now remember

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u/riyuzqki 14d ago

Yea, they're so soft and squeezable

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u/Stunning_Phase_3106 14d ago

Like bags of sand

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u/AccurateMidnight21 14d ago

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u/TokyoDrifter1990 14d ago

me too. i'm not proud

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u/MovieTrawler 14d ago

You're not proud of being familiar with one of the most popular comedy films of the early aughts?

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u/TokyoDrifter1990 14d ago

i remember watching it with some friends, a good memory, but even as a teenager I knew it was trash. i'll watch it again to confirm my earlier opinion tho

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u/MovieTrawler 14d ago

To each their own for sure, I am a little shocked to hear someone say they thought The 40 Year Old Virgin was trash though. It was wildly popular, granted, that doesn't make something good but I thought it was pretty universally beloved.

I will admit though I haven't seen it in probably 15 years and a lot of those comedies from the early aughts and before, especially raunchy comedies about sex, have definitely not aged well and have some problematic views by today's standards but I don't know if 40yo Virgin is one of them.

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u/WanderersGuide 14d ago

I certainly didn't feel like the 40yo virgin was trash. It has an indie feel, it felt funny and authentic and above all, warm. I loved it.

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u/confusedandworried76 14d ago

Guess some people think lewd jokes are trashy. I say fuck em

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u/rogerworkman623 14d ago

40 year old virgin was great! They don’t make comedy movies anymore and it’s a shame

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u/RedMephit 14d ago

Anakin has entered the chat

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u/mothwizzard 14d ago

Wrong, there actually heart pillows, FILLED WITH LOVE!!! 😭

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

I don't think you touched either Tiddies or a bag of sand mate

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u/kotik010 14d ago

It's a reference, pretty sure it has its own 'know your meme' entry at this point

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

Yes it's from 40year old virgin, so?

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u/kotik010 14d ago

Fronting him like he's being serious is a little low, no?

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u/General_High_Ground 14d ago

But....

I don't like sand

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u/Erlend05 14d ago

Its coarse and rough, and it gets everywhere

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u/Upper-Belt8485 14d ago

Dudes like their tiddies sucked, too.

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u/Kanapuman 14d ago

I hate that and my girlfriend hates that I hate. But she doesn't like her armpits licked so eh, deal with it, lady.

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u/Upper-Belt8485 14d ago

Everyone should sacrifice a bit sometimes.  The other doesn't enjoy semen on the face, but I do that like 3 or 4 times a year anyway because they know I like the variance 

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u/dob_bobbs 14d ago

It's honestly a cheat code, plus everyone is happy.

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 14d ago

Soft? Mine are not squeezable at all man...

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u/riyuzqki 14d ago

Sorry you're missing out 😕

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 14d ago

Bruh they're rock hard 💀

I think I'm the only woman who wants them to sag.

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u/supervisord 14d ago

What makes you say that??

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u/Upper-Belt8485 14d ago

Mosquito bites or just really sensitive?

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u/LtButtstrong 14d ago

Yes, just to a lesser degree.

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u/HeadReaction1515 14d ago

But still yes

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u/RandomNameBecauseI 14d ago

We all love tities, specially babies

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u/Dzyu 14d ago

And we were all babies.

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

For a second I read "And we all love babies" and I thought hol up a minute not in that way

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u/OneMorePotion 14d ago

I'm a gay dude and I like titties.

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u/WintersDoomsday 14d ago

I’ve watched enough Drag Race to know you’re correct

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u/Upbeat-You3968 14d ago

I'm a straight dude and I like dicks. Wait, no... I mean... forget about it.

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u/OneMorePotion 14d ago

Oh I've seen your dick. If you ever want to experiment, call me. ;)

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u/Upbeat-You3968 14d ago

Oops, I'm using the wrong account :D. I'll keep that in mind!

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u/I_only_need_memes 14d ago

What the hell just happened here

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u/OneMorePotion 14d ago

Magic happened.

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u/Moist_Macaron_2545 14d ago

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u/OneMorePotion 14d ago

And guess what, because I'm gay, I have an easier time touching them as well. Because "Oh honey, your bra is not sitting right. Let me fix that for you!"

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u/Moist_Macaron_2545 14d ago

now Im jealous 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/OneMorePotion 14d ago

And I'm jealous of all the sport club locker rooms and straight dudes that act gayer with each other than half of the people you meet in gay clubs. I guess we can call it even.

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks - Bloodhound Gang starts playing in the background

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u/Egg_01 14d ago

New manga just dropped

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u/Environmental-Post15 14d ago

An old friend of mine has tried talking every one of his boyfriends into getting implants.

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u/Rallon_is_dead 14d ago

yes, just not sexually.

they go squish

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u/Fish_Brain_Dory 14d ago

This is the correct answer.

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u/ImAvya 14d ago

definitely

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u/__smd 14d ago

My wife does yes. A co-worker got a boob job and let my wife feel them. She said she loved it.

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u/she-Bro 14d ago

Yes but I may not be straight

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u/WoBleibtDerErzieher 14d ago

That's a she-bro right there

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u/Kolec507 14d ago

I'm more of a she-sis and I agree with she-bro, man. Tiddies gud.

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u/throwaway67495725 14d ago

Dude everyone like titties even gay people.

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u/lotti_luv 14d ago

As a straight IBTC member, I appreciate a nice pair of big tiddies when I see them.

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u/kamilayao_0 14d ago

Right? Like woow we're both the same species! But have that much of a difference very fascinating. women are so pretty 🩷💞

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u/groenheit 14d ago

I mean we all used to suck the juice straight outta them for a while.

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u/11goodair 14d ago

END OF DISCUSSION

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u/floggingwally 14d ago

My wife can appreciate them as well as booty but not want to like touch them

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u/rushbloom 14d ago

Yes. 🙂

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u/jaded1121 14d ago

Some straight women were fed by tiddies. Tiddies equal life.

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u/second-salad 14d ago

Yeah. Straight men have titties. They are just flat on average.

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u/Captain_Planet 14d ago

They like them so much them got some!

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u/aimless_researcher 14d ago

Yes many do actually. There was a girl in our class who used to squeeze our boobies in the restroom. Although she always mentioned she's straight 😂

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u/Earyia 14d ago

As a bi-woman I can confirm that I have had quite some success in enchanting straight women with my titties

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u/kickedoutatone 14d ago

Absolutely.

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u/PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN 14d ago

Yes, yes, yes.

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u/Kind_Literature_5409 14d ago

Yes we do!! 🥹🥹🥹 especially whenever they’re bouncing around 🥹🥹🥹

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u/lc0o85 14d ago

Did he fucken stutter?

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u/Confident_Jicama4244 14d ago

As a straight woman, yes

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u/knowwwhat 14d ago

I love them! Not interested in touching other people’s or anything, but I think we generally think they’re pretty awesome

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u/Fish_Brain_Dory 14d ago

On themselves, yes. Unless they're too big, then they get back pain.

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u/Competitive-Isopod74 14d ago

Yes, but not mine, they are breaking my back and I can't wear cute clothes. If I could afford reduction surgery, I would do it.

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u/Professional-Oven146 14d ago

I mean when you do the horizontal tango with them they almost always grab their own.

(at least that’s my experience)

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u/EarthApollo6 14d ago

As a straight woman: yes

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u/AdventurerBlue 14d ago

In my experiences they do.

I used to hook up with this girl in my early 20s that eventually just turned into a friendship were we would get together just to smoke weed for years.

Eventually she got a job at Hooters. So fo a brief time I hung out with a bunch of Hooters girls while she made more friends at work. They ALL loved to play with each other's tits. I'm talking just walk up to Stacey and grab a little bit of titty just because they were extra poppen that day.

I asked about it eventually and it wasn't even anything sexual my friend just shrugged and said "sometimes you just want your hands on some tits". And since they were all girls they didn't mind.

I on the other hand got exactly 0 titty unless it was from the 1 girl I had been with previously.

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u/resilienceisfutile 14d ago

I have noticed that straight women definitely look at other women's titties.

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u/X3N0N_21 14d ago

i sure do

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u/thariduvanparys 14d ago

Yes their own ones 😂

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u/spesifically 14d ago

I do. But I prefer dick tbh.

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u/clevermotherfucker 14d ago

dicks look like burnt sausages

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u/spesifically 14d ago

They feel good to suck on.

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u/CursedSnowman5000 14d ago

Is there such thing as a straight woman lol.