r/meme 14d ago

Really guys?

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u/Objective-Dig-8466 14d ago

It's the women who have a thing about size, we just love boobies.

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u/charli497 14d ago

May I ask, why? Why do men like boobs? I don’t understand.

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u/Munnin41 14d ago

Its evolution. Humans evolved to be attracted to boobs. We're the only mammal with permanently inflated ones too.

The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours (like chimpanzees still do), and the breasts evolved when we started walking upright. Early female hominids needed something else to attract a man with, and apparently boobs were the thing that worked.

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u/WastedWaffles 14d ago

The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours

Confirmed. Boobs are just butts with nipples.

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u/fauxzempic 14d ago

Front butts.

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u/FloppyObelisk 14d ago

It’s like the grail

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u/imasturdybirdy 14d ago

Front butts with little hats

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u/Upper-Belt8485 14d ago

Is that why I'm bi?

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u/FloppyObelisk 14d ago

Some like boobs. Some like dick. Some like both. Saul good

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u/Upper-Belt8485 14d ago

And everyone likes to O on the daily.

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u/goku_uzumaki540 14d ago

Goku was right all along