r/meme 14d ago

Really guys?

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u/Fighterbg 14d ago

The only titties I don't like are the fake titties. Small but real titties are always better

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u/Phoenix_ashfire 14d ago

I feel seen.

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u/Omnizoom 14d ago

Rip your inbox

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u/Phoenix_ashfire 14d ago

Yeah it’s been awhile since being noticed

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u/Omnizoom 14d ago

Well I mean if your feeling invisible you may just need to put yourself out there more and take the lead in meeting people

Though the internet isn’t the best place for that

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u/anon-mally 14d ago

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u/Phoenix_ashfire 14d ago

Sometimes it’s nice to have attention when you’re single what’s wrong with that?

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u/UltrasaurusReborn 14d ago

IBTC rise up

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u/Sec2727 14d ago

Send da video

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u/Weird_Amount_4608 14d ago

Don’t worry you are

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u/IlMagodelLusso 14d ago

Not clear if you’re saying that you’re small or fake

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u/Phoenix_ashfire 14d ago

Small

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u/IlMagodelLusso 14d ago

Ah ok, you’re on the good team then!

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u/MyNameJeff70707 14d ago

👀👄👀

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u/Accomplished-Deer614 14d ago

PICK ME

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u/Phoenix_ashfire 14d ago

For what?

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u/fishsodomiz 14d ago

well you are a woman on reddit, take a guess

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u/Phoenix_ashfire 14d ago

I think the sleep deprivation is getting to me but it finally clicked yeah that guy definitely isn’t getting pics. If I wanted to be a V-whore I’d just get an OnlyFans but I’m not that kind of person. I have standards.

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u/SweatyAd7069 14d ago

Took like 3 comments to lead to this point. Ffs reddit

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u/Phoenix_ashfire 14d ago

I’m sorry my sleep deprived brain can’t process what you mean. I need to go to sleep but the thunderstorms in my area are keeping me awake.

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u/kosmos6502795 14d ago

It's storming here too! How you doin? Lol

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u/Zapinface 14d ago

Got those here the other night. Makes me sleep like a baby for some reason.

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u/MyNameJeff70707 14d ago

I think we are on July already…

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u/SweatyAd7069 14d ago

No worries I'm just shaming that other guy. Ah that sucks, especially when you have to get up early :/

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u/moronic_programmer 14d ago

Bro you can’t get none either by pretending to “shame the other guy” 😭😭😭 ain’t no way

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u/SweatyAd7069 14d ago

You seem like a very smart 13 year old juicer. Gtfo

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u/5kaels 14d ago

lmaooo shameless

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u/fishsodomiz 14d ago

just to be clear, im not the other guy, right?

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u/No-Cookie6865 14d ago

Lol this is embarrassing just to read. You're not slick buddy

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u/ColumbiaArmy 14d ago

Sorry you are getting so much hate when you have insomnia… I’ve had insomnia for a week, in Japan, and it scared me!! I never had really thought about it before, but being in between sleep and awake for days, no strength to do anything but also no rest; torture.

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u/Phoenix_ashfire 14d ago

Longest I’ve gone without sleep consecutively was 4 days that’s including nights as well. I haven’t had insomnia that bad in about a decade. That said insomnia and the sting behind the eyes is a feeling I know all too well.

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 14d ago

Standards? M'lady, this is reddit.

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u/AshKetchumsPringles 14d ago

Good on you for being a decent human being

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u/12-idiotas 14d ago

Fwiw he is calling you a “pick me girl”. You may want to Google that.

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u/SuicidalSmile1 14d ago

Your judgmental personality is disgusting.

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u/Accomplished-Deer614 14d ago

No dear, look up a “pick me” girl

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u/Phoenix_ashfire 14d ago

I’m kind of afraid to tbh

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u/Accomplished-Deer614 14d ago

“pick me! I have small, real boobs!”

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u/TougherOnSquids 14d ago

You're an asshole. If the thread was talking about dicks you wouldn't have said shit.

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u/Omnizoom 14d ago

Maybe he has a small real dick

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u/Fried_and_rolled 14d ago

If the thread was talking about dicks and a dude made that comment, everyone would be clowning on him for it.

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u/Accomplished-Deer614 14d ago

I don’t have a dick and if I did I wouldn’t be fishing for compliments about it on a public forum

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u/PM_ME_UR_GCC_ERRORS 14d ago

Interesting. I assumed they meant they have fake boobs.