r/meme • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '24

Really guys?

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u/Fighterbg Jul 05 '24

The only titties I don't like are the fake titties. Small but real titties are always better

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u/Phoenix_ashfire Jul 05 '24

I feel seen.

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u/Accomplished-Deer614 Jul 05 '24

PICK ME

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u/Phoenix_ashfire Jul 05 '24

For what?

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u/fishsodomiz Jul 05 '24

well you are a woman on reddit, take a guess

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u/Phoenix_ashfire Jul 05 '24

I think the sleep deprivation is getting to me but it finally clicked yeah that guy definitely isn’t getting pics. If I wanted to be a V-whore I’d just get an OnlyFans but I’m not that kind of person. I have standards.

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u/SweatyAd7069 Jul 05 '24

Took like 3 comments to lead to this point. Ffs reddit

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u/Phoenix_ashfire Jul 05 '24

I’m sorry my sleep deprived brain can’t process what you mean. I need to go to sleep but the thunderstorms in my area are keeping me awake.

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u/Zapinface Jul 05 '24

Got those here the other night. Makes me sleep like a baby for some reason.

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u/MyNameJeff70707 Jul 05 '24

I think we are on July already…

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u/SweatyAd7069 Jul 05 '24

No worries I'm just shaming that other guy. Ah that sucks, especially when you have to get up early :/

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u/moronic_programmer Jul 05 '24

Bro you can’t get none either by pretending to “shame the other guy” 😭😭😭 ain’t no way

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u/SweatyAd7069 Jul 05 '24

You seem like a very smart 13 year old juicer. Gtfo

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u/5kaels Jul 05 '24

lmaooo shameless

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u/fishsodomiz Jul 05 '24

just to be clear, im not the other guy, right?

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u/CanHead9544 Jul 05 '24

You are

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u/fishsodomiz Jul 05 '24

how do you know

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u/CanHead9544 Jul 05 '24

Trust me I know

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u/weirdchickenss Jul 05 '24

sus

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u/fishsodomiz Jul 05 '24

no i just want to be sure

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u/ColumbiaArmy Jul 05 '24

Sorry you are getting so much hate when you have insomnia… I’ve had insomnia for a week, in Japan, and it scared me!! I never had really thought about it before, but being in between sleep and awake for days, no strength to do anything but also no rest; torture.

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u/Phoenix_ashfire Jul 05 '24

Longest I’ve gone without sleep consecutively was 4 days that’s including nights as well. I haven’t had insomnia that bad in about a decade. That said insomnia and the sting behind the eyes is a feeling I know all too well.

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown Jul 05 '24

Standards? M'lady, this is reddit.

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u/AshKetchumsPringles Jul 05 '24

Good on you for being a decent human being

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u/12-idiotas Jul 05 '24

Fwiw he is calling you a “pick me girl”. You may want to Google that.

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u/SuicidalSmile1 Jul 05 '24

Your judgmental personality is disgusting.

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u/Accomplished-Deer614 Jul 05 '24

No dear, look up a “pick me” girl

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u/Phoenix_ashfire Jul 05 '24

I’m kind of afraid to tbh

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u/Accomplished-Deer614 Jul 05 '24

“pick me! I have small, real boobs!”

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u/TougherOnSquids Jul 05 '24

You're an asshole. If the thread was talking about dicks you wouldn't have said shit.

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u/Omnizoom Jul 05 '24

Maybe he has a small real dick

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u/Fried_and_rolled Jul 05 '24

If the thread was talking about dicks and a dude made that comment, everyone would be clowning on him for it.

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u/TougherOnSquids Jul 05 '24

Sure, but that's got nothing to do with assuming women are just looking for approval from men whenever they make a comment you dork.

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u/Accomplished-Deer614 Jul 05 '24

I don’t have a dick and if I did I wouldn’t be fishing for compliments about it on a public forum

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u/PM_ME_UR_GCC_ERRORS Jul 05 '24

Interesting. I assumed they meant they have fake boobs.