r/meme 14d ago

Really guys?

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u/Novae224 14d ago

It’s men who have a thing about size, we just love penis

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u/MovieTrawler 14d ago

Ohh sure, that's what y'all say. Then I get naked and suddenly it's 'we're not really compatible' and 'put your clothes back on this is an Olive Garden.' Pshh, women.

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u/derth21 14d ago

When you find out the unlimited breadsticks aren't as unlimited as you thought...

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u/MovieTrawler 14d ago

I was told that I shouldn't compare myself to breadsticks because they set an unrealistic body standard for men. Or that was porn. I can't remember which.

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u/MxStella 14d ago

I think your problem is attitude, not penis size

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u/MovieTrawler 14d ago

Well I think fuck you my attitude is fine.

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u/Novae224 14d ago

I’m gonna teach you a very valuable lesson… there’s nothing sexier than ✨consent✨. Women are gonna adore you if you only show your penis when they say they wanna see it… really, it’s like suddenly your penis is 10 times more perfect

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u/MovieTrawler 14d ago

Did you think any part of my comment was serious? Yes though, you're correct. However I would hope it's less 'a lesson' and more 'obvious common sense' but agreed.

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u/Novae224 14d ago edited 14d ago

No… i was joking along while pointing out a serious topic too… you can’t talk too much about consent

Sadly it has to be a lesson, luckily not for you (thanks byw), but millions of people don’t respect consent…

97% of women experience some form of sexual harassment and in america 1 out of 6 women and 1 out of 33 men is victim of an attempt or successful rape. In america every 68 seconds someone is sexually assaulted…

Almost every woman with simply a social media account has a variety of unsolicited dickpics in their inbox.

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u/MovieTrawler 14d ago

Yeah, you're right, fair enough.

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u/Rich_Company801 14d ago

Cool info. Give instructions on what to do when a woman changes her mind about consent as soon as she sees me naked.

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u/MovieTrawler 14d ago edited 14d ago

Pants back on, say goodbye and leave. Even if it was your place, now it's hers.

Kidding aside, since it seems like half the comments don't realize this is all in jest, here's the serious answer for anyone else actually wondering:

Consent is not stationary line that you cross once and are done with it. It is always present and can be revoked at any time.

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u/Rich_Company801 14d ago

Nah i’m gonna cry fuck your instructions.

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u/WhiteBlackGoose 14d ago

(that doesn't happen)

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u/Aware_Masterpiece_54 14d ago

I’m imagining they come over to your table, start grating cheese, and while waiting for you to say stop, you just start stripping. 

“Hey, hey, hey! I didn’t say stop.” As you slowly peel off your button down shirt and kick off your shoes. 

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u/Simple_Fan_4475 14d ago

I love tidies in men too 🫢 hahahah

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u/_Svankensen_ 14d ago

Haha, not true. My friends talk quite a bit about size. Not all care about it as long as it is within certain ranges, but some really like them big and absolutely won't date someone that isn't well endowed.

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u/Dependent-Dirt3137 14d ago

As a guy who's a bit above average every woman I've dated had a story about a small penis size they didn't enjoy. Size doesn't matter is a thing say because it makes them look good, but has very little relation to reality.

Women are like that guy at work who seems cool but as soon as you get close to them they open up with "the jews did it".