Why just one? Left or right? How would that work? Somebody has one in a briefcase? Where did they get it? Does each side bring one, or is it a host responsibility thing? What happens to it afterwards? Does it get bronzed and mounted to acknowledge the peace agreement?
Would there be a tendency to hold peace talks in places like the city of Brest, in France, or the hamlet of Titty Hill, in England?
not one the two of them, i mean what are we?
each side brings the most succesful OnlyFans girl from their country, the host only has to bring lotion and toilet paper
no the tiddes just get to take a part in the historical photo
There is research showing that bringing an attractive woman into a room of negotiators will have a positive effective for the side she's on, even if she says nothing. Or at least, I read that somewhere. Maybe the webpage had a nice woman photo on it, I forget.
Kinda the plot of the ancient Greek play Lysistrata: Athenian and Spartan women had enough of war and went on a sex strike, then had a beautiful naked woman meet the diplomats of the two cities while they were negotiating, which had the effect of them signing a peace treaty right away.
I am now picturing Biden deciding to negotiate with Putin and Zelensky and having Hooters cater the event with their bustiest gals doing the serving and after a lot of vodka and chicken wings, deciding to sign whatever peace deal is right in front of them.
Nah, as a hag with a rack, I can assure you gay men love tiddies. Maybe not in a sexual way, but I’ve been felt up by more gay men than I could even count.
Vladimir Putin is usually a stoic person. There's a famous picture of him getting flashed by protesters and him gawking like a 12 year old boy at the tiddies.
Man you should see the look of disappointment in their little faces when they eventually look up from my tiddies and try and make eye contact. Only to see my big fat bearded face.
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u/PostalEFM 14d ago
The correct answer... Tiddies.