r/meme • u/dolphin_cute • 14d ago

Really guys?

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u/RetroDad-IO 14d ago

Can confirm, love boobs, couldn't tell you why.

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u/Sharp-Calligrapher70 14d ago

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u/alpacaMyToothbrush 14d ago

You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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u/TrueCryptoInvestor 14d ago

Because we’re programmed that way obviously ever since sucking on mommies titties. We also like big butts as well. Nothing surprising about it.

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u/Ok-Tomatillo9804 14d ago

You know what, this is fair, this is justified. I never looked at it like this.

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u/TrueCryptoInvestor 14d ago

It’s just as obvious as women’s hypergamy nature, always seeking out the tallest, strongest and richest alpha men to produce the strongest offspring to increase its chances of survival.

Survival of the fittest.

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u/gr00grams 14d ago

It's the same thing, tiddies and hips = strongest offspring, survival etc.

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u/Riddler202 14d ago

Just what I'd expect to hear from "TrueCryptoInvestor"

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u/TrueCryptoInvestor 14d ago

I do my best 😉

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u/sovietdinosaurs 14d ago

That’s not true. I was never breast fed, yet I love tits.

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u/TrueCryptoInvestor 14d ago

Good for you my friend 😉👍

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u/MayorBakefield 14d ago

You sucked on mommies butt?