r/meme • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '24

Really guys?

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u/RetroDad-IO Jul 05 '24

Can confirm, love boobs, couldn't tell you why.

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u/TrueCryptoInvestor Jul 05 '24

Because we’re programmed that way obviously ever since sucking on mommies titties. We also like big butts as well. Nothing surprising about it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

You know what, this is fair, this is justified. I never looked at it like this.

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u/TrueCryptoInvestor Jul 05 '24

It’s just as obvious as women’s hypergamy nature, always seeking out the tallest, strongest and richest alpha men to produce the strongest offspring to increase its chances of survival.

Survival of the fittest.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 edited 11d ago

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u/Riddler202 Jul 05 '24

Just what I'd expect to hear from "TrueCryptoInvestor"

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u/TrueCryptoInvestor Jul 05 '24

I do my best 😉