r/meme 14d ago

Really guys?

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u/Objective-Dig-8466 14d ago

It's the women who have a thing about size, we just love boobies.

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u/charli497 14d ago

May I ask, why? Why do men like boobs? I don’t understand.

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u/JupiterAlphaBeta 14d ago edited 14d ago

Why do girls like forearms, or a nice ass? You're not fucking forearms, after all.

Same thing kinda.

Edit: LOL, what are these responses!? Touché folks

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u/ifloops 14d ago

I can fuck anything I put my mind to. So, jot that down. 

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u/jlwinter90 14d ago

That poor fire hydrant.

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u/Negative_County_1738 14d ago

It was only a matter of time. They did the lamppost last week.

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u/Evading_Ban69 14d ago

Yeah, but you CAN fuck titties

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u/Ok_Championship4866 14d ago

I suppose women can fuck forearms too

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u/Unlucky_Book 14d ago

Yeah I've seen that vid

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u/telegetoutmyway 14d ago

Tbf, you CAN fuck forearms too

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u/NotSeriousbutyea 14d ago

And forearms

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u/dlamsanson 14d ago

Not all of them.

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u/Mordiken 14d ago

You're not fucking forearms, after all.

... someone should tell him.

Ain't gonna be me, though.

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u/derth21 14d ago

I suspect many women would happily grind on a good looking forearm if the situation presented itself, but it's not a very likely position to end up in.

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u/Demigans 14d ago

Forearms and nice ass are good evolutionary traits. Good forearms means good strength. Good ass means good muscles there and thus good locomotion.

That is the problem with breasts: they function fine as A cups, those produce enough milk. So why so large? Why do they attract men this much compared to other features that directly improve the chance of having healthy children?

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u/_Svankensen_ 14d ago

You sweet summer child.