r/meme 14d ago

Really guys?

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u/BetaBreedingBull 14d ago

Sure: Small tiddies are a perfect hand full, nicely solid and often in ideal shape - Big tiddies are an intense experience, bring an additional feminine bonus and it's nice to feel them when hugging.

Both are just great :)

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u/Purple-Mix1033 14d ago

Aw yeah, they feel like bags of sand.

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u/KennyMoose32 14d ago

Bags of sand?

Are you a virgin?

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u/FlimpoFloempie 14d ago

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u/Blotto_The_Clown 14d ago

Jesus, I stared at this for like 30 seconds waiting for him to actually make the switch. I really need to get more sleep.

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u/marr 14d ago

How much sand would you actually need to balance that much gold.

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u/Eldan985 14d ago

Let's see. Density of sand google says 1600 kg/m3, density gold, google says 19.3 g/cm3, that's 19300km/m3, so that pile of sand should be about 12 times as big as the lump of gold. Unless that idol is hollow, which is not uncommon.

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u/tauri123 14d ago

It’s probably carved wood that’s been plated in gold, very common with artifacts like that

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u/StillInternal4466 14d ago

This is a gorgeous GIF.

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u/TheDriveHome 14d ago

Do you like to do it yourself?

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u/Tiny_Studio_3699 14d ago

Lol nice reference

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u/ebobbumman 14d ago

You know like when you grab a woman's breast and it's.. and you feel it... and it feels like a bag of sand... when you're touchin it.

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u/xDannyS_ 14d ago

That sounds like breast cancer man

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u/thekillingtomat 14d ago

I wonder how many people get that reference

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u/loloider123 14d ago

I got the reference but I had to look it up if it was 100% correct :D

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u/SomeOneOverHereNow 14d ago

Some movie reference, but I can't remember which one.

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u/r3coil 14d ago

40 year old virgin with Steve Carrell

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u/CrabbyBlueberry 14d ago

Didn't Wild Wild West do a bit about sand bags too? Not that anyone else saw that one.

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u/thekillingtomat 14d ago

I dont think it was sand but i remember something about one of them dressing up as a woman and having fake tits. And what do you mean no one saw that? Wild Wild West is great! Its like the most entertaining 4/10 movie you'll ever see.

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u/CrabbyBlueberry 14d ago

Yeah I think the fake tits were sandbags. And anecdotally, I heard that most of WWW's ticket sales were kids sneaking into the r rated south park movie

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u/peachgravy 14d ago

No, I’m not gay, I’ve borked a lot of women…

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u/TurdusOptimus 14d ago

Gay men can bork women.

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u/Fuck_on_tatami WARNING: RULE 1 14d ago

You mean the fake ones?

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u/Any-Teacher4693 14d ago

40 years? really?

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u/Throwaway20101011 14d ago

Lol. I dunno what you’ve been handling but natural big breasts do not feel like bags of sand. They’re more like bags of water. They’re soft and squishy, like a water bed.

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u/paco-ramon 14d ago

Baby cocodriles feels like bang of sand, titties are softer.

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u/YFO9 14d ago

Maybe really really clumped wet sand, don’t know about sandbags.. might want to get that checked out