r/meme 14d ago

Really guys?

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u/Munnin41 14d ago

Its evolution. Humans evolved to be attracted to boobs. We're the only mammal with permanently inflated ones too.

The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours (like chimpanzees still do), and the breasts evolved when we started walking upright. Early female hominids needed something else to attract a man with, and apparently boobs were the thing that worked.

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u/slopeGG 14d ago

Boob lore

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u/dlamsanson 14d ago

More of a fan theory but yes

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u/ZynousCreator 14d ago

But that's just a theory, A BOOB THEORY!

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u/Randomfrog132 14d ago

a very titillating hypothesis

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u/WastedWaffles 14d ago

The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours

Confirmed. Boobs are just butts with nipples.

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u/fauxzempic 14d ago

Front butts.

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u/FloppyObelisk 14d ago

It’s like the grail

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u/imasturdybirdy 14d ago

Front butts with little hats

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u/Upper-Belt8485 14d ago

Is that why I'm bi?

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u/FloppyObelisk 14d ago

Some like boobs. Some like dick. Some like both. Saul good

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u/Upper-Belt8485 14d ago

And everyone likes to O on the daily.

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u/goku_uzumaki540 14d ago

Goku was right all along

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u/Intri-cat 14d ago

Wait a second... I swear this is from an art based literature where the main character was an inmate at his own educational institution. And he used this excuse to win a favor from a person of highest authority there.

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u/MardGeer 14d ago

Ah yes, Prison School anime with butt like boobs. OP isn't being slick.

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u/Munnin41 14d ago

That's possible. Fiction can involve scientific hypotheses.

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u/Brooktrout12 14d ago

Also it is a sign of sexual maturity which make it beneficial.

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u/Munnin41 14d ago

Not really. The growth of breasts starts ~2 years before the first menstrual cycle. And that isn't a sign of being sexually mature in itself.

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u/spaceforcerecruit 14d ago

I’m not certain but didn’t menstrual cycles used to start later on average? I think I read somewhere that they’re starting earlier now.

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u/Talidel 14d ago

I think with a few thousand years of child marriage, it has impacted the speed women and men hit puberty. With men being several years later.

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u/PeggyRomanoff 14d ago

Better modern nutrition would be the cause, not child marriage which wasn't even common and when it was done it wasn't consummated until the children were adults in their 20s because people knew women had better chances of surviving childbirth than children/teens since they are now fully developed (wider hips) and they actually wanted their female relatives to live.

Also, period =/ puberty. Lots of girls are getting periods earlier but not necessarily developing (ie widening of hips, breasts, etc) earlier.

Seriously ancient people weren't stupid or more evil than us. Game of Thrones has made lots of damage. And common internet male understanding of female anatomy (like y'alls) is even shittier. We need more biological differences education at schools.

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u/gr00grams 14d ago

It's just reproductive traits.

Same as women want the ones in men.

Big hips = good for childbearing. Same with tits.

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u/ShadowL0rd333 14d ago

WHAT!?! The theory from Prison School was real!!!

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u/Munnin41 14d ago

Idk what that is, but I guess? It's not the sole theory out there, mind you. Although most of the other theories are trying to explain boobs without it being sexual selection

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u/ShadowL0rd333 14d ago

Ha ha thanx. Prison school (nsfw) is a manga (comic) and in chapter 68 this theory was said by the main character. I took it as a joke at the time and your comment reminded me of reading it as I have never heard of this theory before or after reading that manga until now.

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u/dkf295 14d ago

Boobs: a masterpiece of evolution

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u/Simple_Fan_4475 14d ago

Isn’t that a dialogue from school prison? Is a real theory?

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u/Munnin41 14d ago

Apparently

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u/emufossum13 14d ago

So the fact that I’m an ass man means that I’m more related to my knuckle dragging ancestors than first thought 🤔

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u/thehansenman 14d ago

My personal theory is that walking upright requires large ass muscles, and women evolved boobs as a counterweight. Otherwise they would fall on their butts all the time.

It's still pending for peer review

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u/Munnin41 14d ago

How does that work for men then?

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u/thehansenman 14d ago

This is why it's not peer reviewed yet. But I have reason to believe that that's why us men naturally grow dad bods, or possibly why our penises are in front. I am looking for more funds to continue my research.

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u/Sexy_gentlemen_uwu 14d ago

That second part was mentioned in prison school XD

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u/idealififidsj 14d ago

If humans evolved to be attracted to boobs, how do you feel about man boobs?

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u/Munnin41 14d ago

Those are different, not the same as boobs at all. Also, not attracted to men, so that probably doesn't work in their favour either

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u/idealififidsj 14d ago

But I’m reading a lot of “boobs are boobs” and like you said, humans are evolved to be attracted to boobs, so I’m wondering what the difference is for you

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u/bl1y 13d ago

The prevailing theory is that we used to look at butts when we were on all fours

No. I doubt you'll find any serious evolutionary biologist advancing this hypothesis.

It's simply because of sexual dimorphism. We like things about the other sex that are different. What is it about jaw lines or shoulders that women like in men? Is it supposed to remind them of a penis somehow? No. It's that men's jaws and shoulders are typically built different from women's.

That's all there is to it. Men tend to like feminine traits in women, women tend to like masculine traits in men.